Entry 21 [Video]
Aug. 24th, 2011 08:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
usedsuitupBeen wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?
[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]
I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.
[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]
I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.
[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]
I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.
[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]
I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.
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[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-26 12:59 am (UTC)[.......]
Karkat! You're back!
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-26 01:05 am (UTC)[A pause, then a frown.]
Let me state straight up: I have no fucking clue who you are. Yes, I'm back, and I'm aware I was here before, but thanks to whatever forces in charge being too busy fondling their own metaphorical bulges to do anything that makes sense, I have zero memory of the experience.
Just please, for the love of fuck, do not hit on me or try to pair me up with someone else.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-26 03:47 am (UTC)And third, no, Lily doesn't look like a grub but she's the one who laid the egg!
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-26 03:50 am (UTC)[He blinks a bit at the latter explanation.]
Then it's something else I guess.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-26 05:00 am (UTC)[Shrug?]
What was that about a grub? That another one of your weird slang things?
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-26 05:03 am (UTC)[Your earth slang goes right over his head.]
And no, I'm not using slang. I mean a literal mother grub. I know you humans don't hatch from eggs, but trolls do, which are laid by that. So I figured if eggs were involved... but I guess not.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 01:22 am (UTC)[And he's trying to work out too many things here so yeah]
So you came from an egg?
[Yeah, that might have been all he got from that conversation]
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 01:38 am (UTC)[Because it's gone right over his head.]
But technically, no. I came from some weird as fuck paradox slime through some stupid game mechanics that I don't care to explain. But normally, yes, trolls hatch from eggs.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 04:09 am (UTC)[After a moment]
Huh? How about that? Sounds like an interesting story to hear sometime.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 04:11 am (UTC)[SORRY, TRY HARDER.]
And what? The egg part or the slime part? Because long story short, I'm my own clone, who I cloned myself, that got sent back in time to be my past self and eventually grow up to be my then-current self who was doing the cloning. And if you can't understand that, I'm not going to bother trying to make you get the details.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 04:58 am (UTC)[There's a pause as he works that out.]
No, I think I got it actually.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 05:00 am (UTC)You mean a homosexual?
[Then he makes a frustrated noise.]
Damnit, why do you humans have so many fucking ways to say that? How is it even a thing? It makes no fucking sense!
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 07:52 pm (UTC)I don't know. People just prefer the innuendo and stuff I guess. The whole language is like that. English anyway.
[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 08:55 pm (UTC)We have our own slang and things, but it's still fucking weird that you have so many words for that.
But if you really have to know, trolls don't really have any weird cultural hangups about what gender the other person is. But if you're not a homosexual, whatever. I only even said the don't hit on me thing because other people fucking bombarded me with it before, and it's fucking weird.
[Can't handle this swag, man.]
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Date: 2011-08-27 11:33 pm (UTC)[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 11:40 pm (UTC)[He's assuming that's what Barney meant, anyway.]
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Date: 2011-09-01 03:12 am (UTC)I'm definitely not going to object to that, so keep it up.
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Date: 2011-09-01 04:57 am (UTC)[VIDEO]
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