Entry 21 [Video]

[usedsuitup]

Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?


[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]


I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.


[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]


I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.

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[parkour]

It's PokéMagic, of course.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Right. You expect me to believe that that egg just magically appeared?

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[lc-whitequeen.livejournal.com]

I have always wondered that as well...

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I know, it's really weird. You'd think someone would have figured it out by now.

[Hey there Lacus. Have a charming smile]

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[chosenlightchld.livejournal.com]

... You know, my friend and I just talked about this the other day, wondering how that even works. Still don't have a clue though.

[Yes, twelve year old girl on your feed with that last part of your message.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Does Barney care? Not really.]

Yeah, I know. I mean, one minute there was nothing, and next, an egg. An egg that is as big as the pokemon that laid it. How does that work?

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[monochrome-mind.livejournal.com]

I believe the energy generated by two pokemon being near each other creates an egg, unlike standard breeding procedures from other worlds.

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Did it? Does that mean you worked for five different Nurse Joys? [Forgive him Barney, he knows NOTHING about human sexual experiences.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

And that just made the egg appear?

[WTF? Also, I apologize for this.]

I guess you could say that...although, it was a different kind of work if you know what I mean.

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[cockinthecrown.livejournal.com]

....

Was sharing that truly necessary?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. I mean, how else am I going to find out about how that egg showed up?

[tearfulyandere.livejournal.com]

umm... S-sir? I.. I'm.. well.. umm, that is... y-you probably shouldn't be saying things like that on the feed Sir..

th-that is.. umm.. well... y-you see.... there are young children here wh-who should not be hearing that yes?

umm... w-well.. th-that is.. umm...

[He swallows slightly, not all that happy about telling off a grown man but well, he has to protect the innocence of the children right? Right! He bites his lower lip hard and shakes his head]

Maybe.. if you umm.. sleeping experiences to self... yes?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry...what?

[Yeah, dude, sorry. He totally missed all of that.]

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[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

One simply has to stop questioning the biology of these creatures eventually.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

That doesn't change the fact that it's totally weird though.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Larry is also staring at the Pokemon.]

I don't think I ever wanna know how they do that.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

At first, neither did I. Then Lily laid an egg. I mean, I know they want kids but this isn't how I pictured it.

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[onemoreattribute]

You might not want to spread that around.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

What? The Joy thing? I've been doing that for a while now.

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[bethehugejerk]

If they lay eggs, then isn't it obvious? There has to be some kind of Pokémon Mother Grub somewhere.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Pointing at the Treecko] That'd be your...mother grub?

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Karkat! You're back!

[chemistryinmotion]

[Yeah nope biology isn't his thing so he's just going to get down to the important bit of this post—]

Five Joys? Dude, you should be getting the Kinky Badge. [But he is impressed.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I know, right? It's gotta be a record somewhere.

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[nasa-dreams.livejournal.com]

Ew.

Uh, but awesome on adding another Joy!

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Wait a few years Danny, but thanks.

How's it going with you?

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[holdsleftovers.livejournal.com]

Keep--that kind of private thing--to yourself!!

[ HUFF HUFF ]

As for the rest of it, well, I'm a breeder and I've only ever seen the results.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, everyone here is a prude.

So you've never seen them "make the egg" as it were? Not that that's something to look for.

[justicereigns]

3 more to go right?

I'm more worried that even the seeming mammals get laid in eggs. And rock and steel pokemon. Honestly, in this place, if even a stork randomly brought the eggs, I wouldn't be surprised. Maybe that's what delibirds do in their time off from fighting.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Azalea, Blackthorn, and Mahogany. Yup, three.

Well, I didn't see any storks, or anything like that, but yeah, that is kind of weird, with the rocks and stuff. Just...seems unnatural.

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[pluckapeach.livejournal.com]

Oh my! I don't really know how they lay eggs either, some species well it just seems impossible for them to do.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Like those floating rocks. I mean, how does that even work?