Barney Stinson

You know what? I've been here for months, and I just realized, I barely know anybody!

And that's just...wrong. I mean, there's a lot of people who use this thing and I don't expect to know everyone, but I feel like I should know more people, or at least,  be familiar with them. [specifically girls, but that won't be mentioned]

So, people of the pokegear, readers of Barney's blog, tell me about yourselves. Who are you? Where are you from? Whatever you want! Just make it awesome!

[This gets edited in a little bit later]

Figured I should have said something about myself. I'm Barney Stinson, from New York, New York, The United States of America. I've been here for about five months. I enjoy hanging out in bars, long walks on the beach and and I can play 83 musical instruments. I hold the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, as well as in laser tag and good looks.

[Blurb lovingly borrowed from the back of The Bro Code, by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn. Which is an actual book and if you ever want to know how Barney thinks, pick it up sometime.]

Right, so it takes a week to get to this Violet place huh? Well, look out Violet 'cause that's where I'm headed! And when I get there it'll be legen-wait for it-dary!

[muttered] Hopefully no one looks like me there.

[There are cheers of encouragement heard from Ted]

That being said, guess I'll see people on the road right? If you want, come say hi! I mean, it gets pretty lonely out in the woods. Hope I have enough stuff.


[hot tip: he doesn't.]

[ooc: tags will come later in the evening]