Entry 21 [Video]
Aug. 24th, 2011 08:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
usedsuitupBeen wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?
[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]
I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.
[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]
I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.
[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]
I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.
[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]
I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.
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Date: 2011-08-27 05:00 am (UTC)You mean a homosexual?
[Then he makes a frustrated noise.]
Damnit, why do you humans have so many fucking ways to say that? How is it even a thing? It makes no fucking sense!
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Date: 2011-08-27 07:52 pm (UTC)I don't know. People just prefer the innuendo and stuff I guess. The whole language is like that. English anyway.
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Date: 2011-08-27 08:55 pm (UTC)We have our own slang and things, but it's still fucking weird that you have so many words for that.
But if you really have to know, trolls don't really have any weird cultural hangups about what gender the other person is. But if you're not a homosexual, whatever. I only even said the don't hit on me thing because other people fucking bombarded me with it before, and it's fucking weird.
[Can't handle this swag, man.]
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Date: 2011-08-27 11:33 pm (UTC)[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-27 11:40 pm (UTC)[He's assuming that's what Barney meant, anyway.]
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Date: 2011-09-01 03:12 am (UTC)I'm definitely not going to object to that, so keep it up.
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Date: 2011-09-02 12:33 am (UTC)[He'll be prying into your business at some point. Don't worry.]