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Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?


[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]


I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.


[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]


I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.


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Date: 2011-08-25 03:10 am (UTC)
parkour: (Default)
From: [personal profile] parkour
It's PokéMagic, of course.

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Date: 2011-08-25 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Uh-huh. Right. You expect me to believe that that egg just magically appeared?

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Date: 2011-08-25 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lc-whitequeen.livejournal.com
I have always wondered that as well...

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Date: 2011-08-25 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
I know, it's really weird. You'd think someone would have figured it out by now.

[Hey there Lacus. Have a charming smile]

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Date: 2011-08-25 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chosenlightchld.livejournal.com
... You know, my friend and I just talked about this the other day, wondering how that even works. Still don't have a clue though.

[Yes, twelve year old girl on your feed with that last part of your message.]

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Date: 2011-08-25 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lc-whitequeen.livejournal.com
Well... I think a lot of things about this world is really mysterious. Time frozen back home, souls trapped in dreams...

[ Smiles charmingly as well. ]

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Date: 2011-08-25 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monochrome-mind.livejournal.com
I believe the energy generated by two pokemon being near each other creates an egg, unlike standard breeding procedures from other worlds.

...

Did it? Does that mean you worked for five different Nurse Joys? [Forgive him Barney, he knows NOTHING about human sexual experiences.]

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Date: 2011-08-25 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cockinthecrown.livejournal.com
....

Was sharing that truly necessary?

Date: 2011-08-25 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tearfulyandere.livejournal.com
umm... S-sir? I.. I'm.. well.. umm, that is... y-you probably shouldn't be saying things like that on the feed Sir..

th-that is.. umm.. well... y-you see.... there are young children here wh-who should not be hearing that yes?

umm... w-well.. th-that is.. umm...

[He swallows slightly, not all that happy about telling off a grown man but well, he has to protect the innocence of the children right? Right! He bites his lower lip hard and shakes his head]

Maybe.. if you umm.. sleeping experiences to self... yes?

[voice]

Date: 2011-08-25 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com
One simply has to stop questioning the biology of these creatures eventually.

Date: 2011-08-25 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com
[Larry is also staring at the Pokemon.]

I don't think I ever wanna know how they do that.

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Date: 2011-08-25 03:05 pm (UTC)
onemoreattribute: (and around [ you don't see it ])
From: [personal profile] onemoreattribute
You might not want to spread that around.
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
If they lay eggs, then isn't it obvious? There has to be some kind of Pokémon Mother Grub somewhere.
Edited Date: 2011-08-25 03:39 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-08-25 05:03 pm (UTC)
parkour: (Default)
From: [personal profile] parkour
Is there's reasonable doubt to believe it's not possible? Fridge logic does run pretty rampant in Johto, after all!

Date: 2011-08-25 05:44 pm (UTC)
chemistryinmotion: (Default)
From: [personal profile] chemistryinmotion
[Yeah nope biology isn't his thing so he's just going to get down to the important bit of this post—]

Five Joys? Dude, you should be getting the Kinky Badge. [But he is impressed.]

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Date: 2011-08-26 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
I guess you've got a point. But something does have to be said for basic biology. I mean, an egg that big is not coming out of a pokemon that small.

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Date: 2011-08-26 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[Pointing at the Treecko] That'd be your...mother grub?

[.......]

Karkat! You're back!

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Date: 2011-08-26 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
What? The Joy thing? I've been doing that for a while now.

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Date: 2011-08-26 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nasa-dreams.livejournal.com
Ew.

Uh, but awesome on adding another Joy!

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Date: 2011-08-26 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bethehugejerk
What? No. Does that look like a grub to you?

[A pause, then a frown.]

Let me state straight up: I have no fucking clue who you are. Yes, I'm back, and I'm aware I was here before, but thanks to whatever forces in charge being too busy fondling their own metaphorical bulges to do anything that makes sense, I have zero memory of the experience.

Just please, for the love of fuck, do not hit on me or try to pair me up with someone else.

Date: 2011-08-26 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
At first, neither did I. Then Lily laid an egg. I mean, I know they want kids but this isn't how I pictured it.

[voice]

Date: 2011-08-26 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
That doesn't change the fact that it's totally weird though.

Date: 2011-08-26 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
I'm sorry...what?

[Yeah, dude, sorry. He totally missed all of that.]

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Date: 2011-08-26 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Well, yeah. I mean, how else am I going to find out about how that egg showed up?

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Date: 2011-08-26 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
And that just made the egg appear?

[WTF? Also, I apologize for this.]

I guess you could say that...although, it was a different kind of work if you know what I mean.
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