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[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.



Date: 2011-12-23 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Sure, about what?

[Most of it is probably going to be made up btw]

Date: 2011-12-23 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
[ he wouldn't know the difference ]

Uh- what do chicks like? Uh, huh huh huh.

Date: 2011-12-24 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Good question.

In my research I've found that chicks like a lot of stuff and it is extremely varied, and yet, 83% inevitably like the same things. Flowers and chocolates are usually good starting points, the more expensive the better. Also Noticing things about them, as well as good clothing. Showing interest is extremely important.

Date: 2011-12-26 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh- [ That's a lot of work. ]

Isn't there anything simpler? Uh, huh huh huh. I thought chicks all liked ponies and shit.

Date: 2011-12-26 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Not really. Girls are pretty complicated to be honest. There's an art to it.

And not all of them do. Learned that the hard way.

Date: 2011-12-26 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh- you mean like drawing? Uh, huh huh huh. I took a drawing class once. Uh, huh huh huh.

I saw a chick's butt. Uh, huh huh huh.

1/2

Date: 2011-12-26 10:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-12-26 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[If I had a facepalm icon he would be doing that right now. We have a lot of work ahead of us]

Different kind of art bro. Different kind. It's like a skill set, a specific way of doing stuff.

Date: 2011-12-28 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh- what? Uh, huh huh huh.

Date: 2011-12-29 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
...Bro, you got to catch up with me. Because I can totally help you with this but you need to be on my level.

Date: 2011-12-30 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh- okay. Hold on. Uh, huh huh huh. [ He adjusts the gear so that it's exactly at eye-level. ]

Date: 2011-12-30 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
...

Okay we're getting there.

Date: 2011-12-31 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm giving you an assignment. You are to go and find a book of trivia, and memorize five facts.

Date: 2012-01-01 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh- this isn't school, dude. Uh, huh huh huh.

Date: 2012-01-02 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
But if you're gonna succeed with the girls you need to learn stuff. Life's like that bro.

So, go, find a trivia book, memorize five facts and report back to me when you're done.

Date: 2012-01-03 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh- where the hell am I supposed to find that? Uh, huh huh huh.

Date: 2012-01-04 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
In a bookstore. Or a library. This place doesn't have much by way of internet.

Date: 2012-01-06 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh...okay. Uh, huh huh huh.

Date: 2012-01-06 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Trust me bro. We're gonna get this.
Edited Date: 2012-01-06 04:33 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-06 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youfartknocker.livejournal.com
Uh ... Okay, 'bro'. Uh, huh huh huh.

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