:D

Date: 2011-11-01 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
So, you know my sentret? Well, I've been thinking that it's not like other Sentrets.

I think it might be in the top percentage of sentrets!

Date: 2011-11-01 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
Whuh-?

Sentret? The shit is sentret?


'Sentret, the Scout Pokémon. Sentret is able to see great distances by rising up on its tail. When it spots an enemy, or any kind of danger, it emits a loud, shrill cry as a warning.'

... You ring me at... Whatever 'o' clock just to tell me about overrated meerkat?

'OverratedMeercat is not in the Pokédex database. To get information on OverratedMeercat follow the following procedure--'

[Soviet will obviously just be very pissed at both Barney and the Pokédex function on his 'Gear.]

Date: 2011-11-01 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Well yeah! It's a top percentage Sentret! I gotta tell everyone how we won all our battles.
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
It means he's the best of the best! The most awesome pokemon ever! Not like any other sentret.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
[He's just going to humor the other man on the phone now, hoping he'll let him go back to sleep if he does.]

And... How was coming to this conclusion? And why was ringing ME about it?

Date: 2011-11-02 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Well, because we beat so many pokemon today. Like zubat and rattata! I just had to tell everyone!

Date: 2011-11-02 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
...

[He's just going to... Stare at the Gear, before turning it off. Stupid Sentrets and top percentages and hassafrassanphmfgmphlesnarfsnarf.]

Date: 2011-11-06 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
[WADSDFGAsdfsffffff-

He picks up the 'Gear and answers the call--]




[--Only to turn put the phone down once he's said what he wants to.]

...

[Sleep. Sounds good man~]

Don't- this is hilarious.

Date: 2011-11-06 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
...

[... Y? Y U DO THIS? ; A ;]

...

[He'll let it ring, and ring... And ring... And ring before slowly answering the 'Gear.]

Tell me what to say and will say it, just let me sleep.

[Because he is too tired to threaten face twisting and body stomping right now.]

Date: 2011-11-06 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Just agree with me that sentret, and my sentret in particular, are awesome.

Date: 2011-11-09 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
Do you PROMISE not to call again?

Date: 2011-11-09 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
Call me again and I will send meerkat on one way pokécentre trip.

Are you going to call me after this? Say 'No'.

Date: 2011-11-09 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
FINE.

YourMeerkatSenpetthingisokay,especiallyyours.

NOW GOODNIGHT.

Date: 2011-11-10 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Glad you agree bro.

[should he call back?]

Date: 2011-11-10 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
Wonderful now GOODNIGHT.

[Once again, the phone is turned off, the soviet practically hurling himself back onto the mattress.]


[[He can if he wants XD.]]
Edited Date: 2011-11-10 03:08 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-11-10 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[Oh what the hey, one more time. Feel free to just hang up on him.]

Date: 2011-11-10 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meatysoviet.livejournal.com
[If the 'Gear opens at all it shows the ceiling of a bathroom at an odd angle. The soviet however if going back to sleep, you can talk to the corner of the shower curtain there if you want, he's sure it's a great listener.]

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