Entry 21 [Video]
Aug. 24th, 2011 08:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
usedsuitupBeen wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?
[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]
I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.
[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]
I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.
[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]
I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.
[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]
I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.
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Date: 2011-08-26 01:29 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-08-26 01:30 am (UTC)Yeah, I know. I mean, one minute there was nothing, and next, an egg. An egg that is as big as the pokemon that laid it. How does that work?
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Date: 2011-08-26 01:31 am (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2011-08-26 01:32 am (UTC)[No need for apologies. Sasha just blinks at the camera, completely oblivious cause lol he has no sex life. AT ALL.]
They actually let you do something other than paperwork? What kind of job did you get to do?
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Date: 2011-08-26 01:50 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-08-26 02:55 am (UTC)Obviously the egg was laid. If you're so perplexed by the process of egg-laying, I suggest visiting the closest library ... or farm.
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Date: 2011-08-26 03:44 am (UTC)[Indicating Lily the Treecko and the egg]
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Date: 2011-08-26 03:44 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-08-26 03:45 am (UTC)[He sighs. Really?]
I was sleeping with them.
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Date: 2011-08-26 03:47 am (UTC)And third, no, Lily doesn't look like a grub but she's the one who laid the egg!
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Date: 2011-08-26 03:48 am (UTC)How's it going with you?
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Date: 2011-08-26 03:50 am (UTC)[He blinks a bit at the latter explanation.]
Then it's something else I guess.
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Date: 2011-08-26 04:16 am (UTC)Re: Video
Date: 2011-08-26 04:41 am (UTC)Eh, all right I guess. Just training up for Falkner, mostly.
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Date: 2011-08-26 04:41 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-08-26 04:56 am (UTC)But if time's stopped then that's great!
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Date: 2011-08-26 04:57 am (UTC)He's the first gym leader, right? Good luck.
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Date: 2011-08-26 04:59 am (UTC)[VIDEO]
Date: 2011-08-26 05:00 am (UTC)[Shrug?]
What was that about a grub? That another one of your weird slang things?
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Date: 2011-08-26 05:03 am (UTC)[Your earth slang goes right over his head.]
And no, I'm not using slang. I mean a literal mother grub. I know you humans don't hatch from eggs, but trolls do, which are laid by that. So I figured if eggs were involved... but I guess not.
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Date: 2011-08-26 05:18 am (UTC)It was hard to believe when he told me on my first day here --- especially when I had just seen him just days ago.
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Date: 2011-08-26 05:23 am (UTC)Though I wouldn't expect much helpful information from our fair NPCs!
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Date: 2011-08-26 05:29 am (UTC)[ HUFF HUFF ]
As for the rest of it, well, I'm a breeder and I've only ever seen the results.
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Date: 2011-08-26 05:54 am (UTC)It's a skill.
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Date: 2011-08-26 06:50 am (UTC)[He scowls directly at the camera, at least he's no longer feeling shy though. Apparently you don't get the nice way, so he's going to say it straight.]
Don't go telling entire world who you have been fucking. Some of them are being little children. They are not needing to know this information.
[He flushes brightly straight after that outburst and turns off his feed, so at least you don't need to worry about any comebacks?]