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[Barney appears on the screen, looking rather chipper and like a cat that just ate the canary, but that's normal for the Barnacle.]

You know, Johto, I've been doing some thinking. And it has been way way to quiet around here. I mean, it's nice that I have a decent city to live in with a decent job, even though it isn't New York or my job, but I'm getting too stuck in a rut, and that's boring.

So, here's the plan. Saturday night? There's gonna be a party. I found this awesome club just off the main street and the I convinced the owner to let me rent it for half price! And this place has got everything so it'll be great. Although, you might want to be over 18 if you're gonna attend, since there's going to be alcohol and stuff strippers, and I don't know what constitutes legal here, so we'll just stick with that.

Make sure you come, 'cause it's gonna be legendary!

[Private Text to Larry Butz]

Dude, if you are in Goldenrod get to the Radio Tower right now. I will need your help for this party.

[/End Private]

[ooc: strikes not said but implied. tags to come tomorrow morning]

[Video]

Date: 2011-05-24 08:07 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
He's my dad.

He used to try and cover my eyes whenever Victoria's Secret commercials came on TV.

He frowns whenever waitresses ask him if he wants to see the winelist.

He still thinks a 'dildo' is a kind of extinct bird.

You do not want him at your party.


[... Okay, most of that had been extremely exaggerated but the point remained the same.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-05-24 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
He clearly needs to be taught how to live. Don't worry! I'm on the case there!

[This is a man who does not take no for an answer]

[Video]

Date: 2011-05-25 05:09 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[So she's gathering.]

Barney.

Imagine trying to party with your dad.

If your dad was a party animal, then just try imagining partying with the least party-enjoying person you can possibly imagine.

And then add lemon-juice to all the punch and replace all the food with oatmeal. And no brown sugar.

That is what partying with my dad is like.

Leave him alone.

[Video]

Date: 2011-05-25 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
My dad's a TV star, so I think partying with him would be pretty awesome.

[He currently believes his father is Bob Barker.]

But if you're that insistent. Fine.

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