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Well Readers, another year come and gone. Hard to believe we've reached 2009 already. [yes, it is 2009 for him]

Of course I didn't expect spending half of it stuck in a video game from the 90's. I'd like to say that stranger things have happened, but that really isn't the case. Looking back, I figure this may be some sort of punishment for me, but I think I deserve some forgiveness now. I already got hit by a bus.

Still, this world isn't bad. I mean, I finally made it to Goldenrod City, which is actual civilization. Streets, cars, skyscrapers, a bar, a casino. This place is awesome. And the girls here aren't that bad. Speaking of which, Junpei, 45, plus I scored with the Nurse Joy here, so 46.

I always like to have a resolution or two for the New Year. This year, I think I'll resolve to meet more of you lovely ladies on the network. And be awesome. Oh wait. I already am.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
2009? Are you sure you're not mistaken?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Pretty sure. It was 2008 when I left New York and ended up here.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
2008? Does one person rule the world yet?

Re: [text]

Date: 2011-01-02 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Nope, though my company's making a bid for it.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-03 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
Which company is that? Is it Extensive Enterprises?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-03 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[if smugness can be present through a text, it is here]

Goliath National Bank, actually.

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-03 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
[Since he can't convey his shock and outrage through text, the voice function is turned on.]

We must be from different worlds! There's no other possible explanation as to why I don't control the world by the year 2009!

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-03 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Maybe so. [He doesn't quite get the multiple worlds thing] Who are you, anyway?

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-04 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
I am Cobra Commander! Feel free to swear your allegiance and loyalty now while you still can!

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-04 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[Long pause. He gets the feeling that laughing at this guy isn't a good idea so he's trying to hold it in. Barney Stinson swears allegiance to no one]

What'll happen if I don't? Just checking out all my options here.

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-05 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
If you don't, you will regret it!

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-05 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[Still trying not to laugh]

And if I do?

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-06 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
I won't destroy you unless you give me reason to do so!

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