Entry ??? - [Fourth Wall Event]

[usedsuitup]

Wow...where did all these people come from? It's like I'm back home all of a sudden. Awesome!

[Crowds, what joy! And so many people to. This is exciting. So he's walking around Violet checking everything out, with Ted the Totodile dancing around behind him.

And is it just him or all those buildings that didn't have doors suddenly have them? And they're unlocked to! Well, might as well go check them out since this is a video game. So he goes into a room, a light clicks on, and Barney finds that the room is filled with Bidoofs and Miruhog. And they look mad. 

There's a scramble for the door, which Barney flings open, only to be knocked to his feet by a sudden stampeded of the aforementioned pokemon. There is now a stampeded of angry rodent pokemon in Violet. You're welcome.]

What the hell were those?

Comments

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

I wasn't trying to get here! Where... where is here, anyway?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Here is Violet City, in Johto. Remember Pokemon? Yeah, we're in the video game.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

... We're in. A video game.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well... [pause, trying to make it sound more positive but failing] yeah, but it's a lot more real than a video game, as you can see. It's more like the TV show really.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

That doesn't even make sense!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

It's all I've got Ted. Seriously. It's all I've got.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

... Okay. Okay. I'm just going to go back to sleep, and then - I will wake up.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good luck with that, bro. If it was the case, I'd have been home a long time ago.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. Obviously you're just a figment of my imagination, so!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[No apologies for this. SLAP!]

I can give you a water gun to the face to if you really want to wake up.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

What the hell was that for?!