Entry ??? - [Fourth Wall Event]

[usedsuitup]

Wow...where did all these people come from? It's like I'm back home all of a sudden. Awesome!

[Crowds, what joy! And so many people to. This is exciting. So he's walking around Violet checking everything out, with Ted the Totodile dancing around behind him.

And is it just him or all those buildings that didn't have doors suddenly have them? And they're unlocked to! Well, might as well go check them out since this is a video game. So he goes into a room, a light clicks on, and Barney finds that the room is filled with Bidoofs and Miruhog. And they look mad. 

There's a scramble for the door, which Barney flings open, only to be knocked to his feet by a sudden stampeded of the aforementioned pokemon. There is now a stampeded of angry rodent pokemon in Violet. You're welcome.]

What the hell were those?

Comments

[neverapantyshot.livejournal.com]

So not much, you mean.

[herecho.livejournal.com]

[This world sucks. He won't say it out-loud but it should oh-so-clearly on his face.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They didn't really tell us much when we got here. All I've figured out is that it's barely civilization and I haven't seen a decent bar months.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm Barney Stinson and I think I'm the most awesome guy here.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't give me that look, kid. There's lots of fun stuff around here.

[Barney doesn't it like it much here either but that expression. Kids shouldn't look like that in a pokemon world]

[neverapantyshot.livejournal.com]

Months!?

How do you live!?

[herecho.livejournal.com]

...Like what? [BUT THEY ARE BABY GAMES? WHAT ABOUT MORTAL COMBAT? METAL GEAR SOLID?]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well...[think think think], there's a cafe where you get some pretty good food and the girls are all dressed up in pokemon costumes...

[Yeah...that's all he's got]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I. I am really not sure. All I know is that it's been awful. I know it's a kid's video game but surely someone snuck something past the radar.

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[arise-and-sing.livejournal.com]

...You seem like a complete tool.

[herecho.livejournal.com]

...Do the girls wear anything besides the pokémon costumes? Like maybe Lolita dresses? Or maid uniforms?

[Teenage boy is interested.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

What would you know? You're not even wearing a suit!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Might be a few maid uniforms, I think, but it's mostly pokemon. It's a nice place, and I don't even go for cosplay all that much.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

... Barney?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Now there's a familiar voice and one that he has missed. He looks up to see if his wish has been granted and it has oh thank God! Barney scrambles up off the ground, barely taking the time to brush himself off]

TED!

[Barney cannot contain the unabashed happiness since it has been several months since he's last seen Ted, and as a result: A slightly-awkward bro-hug which is released fairly quickly. Ted may also notice a confused looking Totodile, why is his trainer calling his name if he's not talking to him?]

Took you long enough to get here.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

I wasn't trying to get here! Where... where is here, anyway?

[herecho.livejournal.com]

You go for the food? [IMPOSSIBLE]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Um, No. [Why would you even question that?]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Here is Violet City, in Johto. Remember Pokemon? Yeah, we're in the video game.

[herecho.livejournal.com]

Then why do you go if the girls aren't in maid cosplay? [Len is disappoint.]

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

... We're in. A video game.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well... [pause, trying to make it sound more positive but failing] yeah, but it's a lot more real than a video game, as you can see. It's more like the TV show really.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Because there are no other decent bars or clubs in this world, so I gotta make due with what I got. Most of the girls are pretty cute though.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

That doesn't even make sense!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

It's all I've got Ted. Seriously. It's all I've got.