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[So, you probably didn't see much of  Barney the week. That was due to the fact that he to was hit by the event as well, and hasn't been doing very well since, not necessarily psychologically, but physically. Hallucinations did happen, and he was visited by a very haunting melody from his past that shall not be talked about, and basically, Ted and Robin getting back together, and then them and Marshall and Lily leaving him alone forever. He was in a stupor and so Ted the Totodile figured that the best way to wake Barney up was multiple water guns to the face. On a cold foggy night. Although he won't admit it, Barney is sick. One of those nasty colds that won't go away.

However, he was found by the authorities and taken to the pokecenter in Violet where he is being well cared for by a Nurse Joy. The Video shows him lying in his bed at the pokemon center, looking rather pathetic, since he is trying to milk this for all it's worth. Even though he won't admit to that. When he speaks, he even sounds sick. Seriously, read this imagining the most pathetic stuffed up sounding voice you can imagine.]

Just to let everyone know, I'm alright. I got caught in that fog last week, and well, stuff happened. *sniff* I'm not sick though.

When I get sick, I stop being sick and be awesome instead. *sniff* True story. *coughing fit* *sniiiiiiffff*

Oh god, this sucks.

[He pauses and then holds up a pokeball]

I think I might have caught a pokemon but I'm not sure which one.  Anyone want to take bets on what's in here?

*cough cough sniff groan cough sniff*

[video] /hugs

Date: 2010-09-25 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Yeah, no kidding. *cough cough sniff*

Sorry bro.

[video] <3

Date: 2010-09-25 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
Then next time don't talk into the box when you sound like that! ...I didn't think the things inside here could even get sick, that's weird, damn it... [Do not want sniffles or cold kthnx]

[video]

Date: 2010-09-25 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[pause. Does no one here know what a computer is?]

Bro, I'm on the other side, *sniff* not in it. And I'm not sick. I stopped being sick and now I'm awesome.

[video]

Date: 2010-09-25 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
[Other side of--OH YEAH. Silly person, didn't know they were damned]

Sure. What's a bro? I'm not a bro. ...Name one awesome thing you did besides sounding like a dummy, dummy.

[video]

Date: 2010-09-25 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Bro. You know, like brother, pal, buddy. You meet a guy, you don't know they are, you just, call 'em bro. Easy to remember and everything.

I've licked the Liberty Bell. You cannot get more awesome than that! That was legen-wait for it -dary. And I'm not a dummy, kid.

[video]

Date: 2010-09-25 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
...You talk funny. I'd just call you stupid, unless you were a really pretty girl.

What the hell's a Liberty Bell? ...My name's Romano, stupid.

[video]

Date: 2010-09-26 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
This funny talk's gotten me a lot of pretty girls. It works 83% of the time.

It's only one of the greatest American artifacts, and I'm the one who licked it first.

[Pause. Trying to think of a good comeback. Failure] Whatever, I'm Barney.

[video]

Date: 2010-09-26 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
Nuh-uh. I bet I could get way more pretty girls without sounding dumb.

...But there's nothing over there already! Except food and lots of gold and savages, but no artifacts.

[BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM-- wait no wrong show. Congrats sir, you've earned yourself a giggle or two from this young boy] ...Ehehehe~ your name sounds stupid~.

[video]

Date: 2010-09-26 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, prove it! I slap-bet you that I can get more girls than you.

Whoa, what are you talking about? There's tons of stuff in America. That's why we're the best! Dunno what savages you're talking about. Unless they're from New Jersey or something. And I'll have you know that I come from a noble line! My ancestor was Barnabas Stinson the first, and he was a knight!

[Why yes some of this has been made up]

[video] I have not seen this until now ;A;

Date: 2010-10-17 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
Fine! I make a slap-bet too that I can do it better than you! [no idea what a slap-bet is]

[Too bad he believes about 2/3rds of it] What's a New Jersey? There are more things in Italy. Maybe when America gets more civilized people, it'll be better. ...A knight? Who did he work for, England?

[video] no worries

Date: 2010-10-17 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[long story short, winner of the bet gets to slap the loser]
You're on.

New Jersey's a state in the US. Yeah, right. Italy's tiny, compared to home. Heck, there's probably more Italians in New York alone than in Italy, and trust me, America has more than enough civilized people.

Uh...yeah, he was totally from England!

[video] x3

Date: 2010-10-18 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
[Sounds like fun~]

There are already states there?! A-And I'm not tiny! I'm still growing, loser! I'll make my own New York and make it even bigger than the one in America.

Even though that guy is annoying, I guess being a knight for him is pretty good. Are you a knight?

[video]

Date: 2010-10-18 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[snort that turns into a loud sniff and then a sneeze]

I'll believe that when I see it.

[And then there's a pause. Seems this kid'll believe anything]

Oh yeah, I'm totally a knight. Sir Barnabas Stinson the 14th. Barney for short.

[video] h-how do you put up with me? ;w; /clings

Date: 2010-10-23 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
[Oh gross. He makes a face]

You better believe it! I-It'll be a slap-bet too!

...[Oh yeah, he believes that] Whatever, stupid. I don't see your sword anywhere.

[video] I love their bickering.

Date: 2010-10-23 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Fine, that'll be another bet. Now we just need a commissioner.

It's not like I brought it with me or anything! I was swordless when I ended up here. I can easily get a new one though.

[video]

Date: 2010-10-25 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
A comi--what...? Ye-yeah you get the stupid counselor, damn it!

Then you suck as a knight! Go get a new one loser, or a dragon will eat you or do with you as he pleases.

[video]

Date: 2010-10-25 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Com-mi-tion-er. They'll monitor our bet and make sure no one's cheating.

Not my fault I lost it. I'll make sure I'll get a sword, and any dragon in the area'll be running in fear. Trust me.

[video]

Date: 2010-10-25 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
...That's what I said! Committionero! O-Oh. Then it has to be... Virgillio. Or a very pretty girl.

Yes it is your fault, stupid knight. ...I want a dragon tooth.

[video]

Date: 2010-10-25 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Don't worry. I'll find us a cute girl, and you meet me in Violet City. Then we'll get this all settled.

And you'll get one. Once I get a sword I'll find a dragon and you'll get your tooth.

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