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[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

Date: 2010-07-25 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
No. No. God no. [involuntary shudder at such an idea]

No, the one with the pink hair. Joy.

Date: 2010-07-25 04:50 am (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (challenge)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
Oh. Good. That makes more sense.

... Man, you're a bit of a slut, aren't you.

[Didn't he like... JUST get into town?]

Date: 2010-07-25 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Yeah.

Nuh-uh. Sleeping with a lot of women does not make me a slut.

[He's been there almost a week, assuming it's a 1 rl day=1 game day. I had to be nice to him sometime.]

Date: 2010-07-25 05:11 am (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
... Uh. Except that it kind of does. That's like... the exact definition of 'slut'.

[IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, OBVIOUSLY.]

Date: 2010-07-25 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Nonono, see I'm quite picky of who I sleep with and even then there's a bit honor to it. I wouldn't just use a woman. What kind of guy do you take me for? Geez.

[EXACTLY]

Date: 2010-07-25 05:37 am (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (UGHGHGHGH)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
..... A slutty one?

[Sorry Barnacle, Heather's noooot buyin' it.]

Date: 2010-07-25 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
One one night stand in this world and you're labeling me a slut. Honestly.

Date: 2010-07-25 06:47 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
Well you did say that you like "sleeping with a lot of women". I'm just goin' by what you said, here.

[Now Heather's just being a brat.]

Date: 2010-07-25 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Well I do, and I'm not gonna deny that, but I don't sleep around enough for that label.

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