Blog Entry 3

[usedsuitup]

[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

Comments

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I will certainly keep an eye for them.

Wait...Jennys plural? As in more than one?

[justicereigns]

Yeah, it's this weird spooky thing about this place. Every major town has a Nurse Joy and an Officer Jenny. And they're identical to each other. Apparently they're all cousins.

[ video ]

[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

[ solemnly. With one finger pointing. ]

You did it.

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

Did what?

[ video ]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I did it.

Wait, did what?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

You don't say. [yeah, he's getting ideas]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[pause, normally he'd be willing to answer, but Sora's a kid in his mind]

You know, this and that.

[foolishwren]

.... You mean the old-ass lady?

_{[Leave it to Heather to assume he was talking about the creepy old lady nurses who hated everybody rather than Nurse Joy.]}

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

No. No. God no. [involuntary shudder at such an idea]

No, the one with the pink hair. Joy.

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[Why you gotta be so vague after being so smug about whatever "it" was.]

[foolishwren]

Oh. Good. That makes more sense.

... Man, you're a bit of a slut, aren't you.

_{[Didn't he like... JUST get into town?]}

[justicereigns]

If you're thinking of banging all of them though you should realize I'm pretty sure they talk to each other.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, I, uh, slept with her.


[because when it comes to kids, Barney know he should behave and doesn't want people yelling at him for corrupting them]

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

[Blinku. Sora can be so oblivious sometimes.]

Why'd you do that?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Nuh-uh. Sleeping with a lot of women does not make me a slut.

[He's been there almost a week, assuming it's a 1 rl day=1 game day. I had to be nice to him sometime.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

That's probably true. I have ways of getting around that.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, uh...you see. I needed a bed, and her's was the only free one, so she let me share it.

[innocent enough, he thinks]

[foolishwren]

... Uh. Except that it kind of does. That's like... the exact definition of 'slut'.

_{[IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, OBVIOUSLY.]}

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

...oh. That was nice of her!

[What is only half buying it.]

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

The nurses around here are cute, don't get me wrong, but it's not exactly the first thing on my mind concerning this place.

Y'know. Getting out seems like a higher priority.

[video]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no kidding there. If you find one let me know.

For the moment, I'm just gonna make the best of a bad situation.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was. I really appreciated that.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Nonono, see I'm quite picky of who I sleep with and even then there's a bit honor to it. I wouldn't just use a woman. What kind of guy do you take me for? Geez.

[EXACTLY]

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

Likewise.

Guess I can't blame you for that.

[foolishwren]

..... A slutty one?

_{[Sorry Barnacle, Heather's noooot buyin' it.]}