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[usedsuitup]

[Barney has just arrived in New Bark Town after leaving the hospital in New York. (ie; walking through the doors brought him here). He has received his trainer orientation, but is still confused. He's tried to use the pokegear to call home, but it's not working, and he accidentally left it on]

Okay….this is not what I was expecting when I got out of the hospital. I expected the streets of New York! Not some dumpy backwards town in the middle of nowhere. How’d I even get here? The hospital was still in the city.

It doesn’t even look like there’s even a bar here. A town without a bar! This sucks. It sucks beyond suck. I don’t even have a suit, that’s how much it sucks. Marshall, this better not be a dumb joke or something! Same to you, Ted!

[there’s a pause, as he notices his Totodile gazing up at him]

What do you want, bro? [another pause] Oh, heh, this thing's on.

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Voice

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Already did. Small town, middle of nowhere, surrounded by woods filled with monsters from a 90's fad. Aka: The last place on Earth I'd want to be. [pause] Actually no. Second last place. New Jersey's still probably worse.

[He's not entirely useless.]

Voice

[foolishwren]

I think it's the last place ANY of us wanna be. Doesn't change the fact that we're more or less stuck here until someone finds a way home.

Voice

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

So I've heard. [pause] Guess you've been here for awhile?

Voice

[foolishwren]

'Bout a month.

So you're one of the new kids, huh? More get beamed in or whatever it is to New Bark Town every week.

Voice

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

This happens regularly? That's weird. But yeah, just got here today after getting out of the hospital. Not the celebration I expected.

Voice

[foolishwren]

On the dot. No one really knows why yet.

That's a bummer, though. Sorry 'bout that.

Voice

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Weird. I guess I'll live but I better find some sort of alcohol somewhere.