Entry 23 [Audio]

[usedsuitup]

[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.

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[used-fireblast.livejournal.com]

[Huh, it is getting close to Christmas, isn't it? Doesn't quite feel like the season, here in Johto. Snow and decorations notwithstanding.]

Don't think I've heard that one before.

[Just a little amused, but trying not to show it.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised. It's a Stinson original.

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[used-fireblast.livejournal.com]

I was always partial to 'Jingle bells, Batman smells' myself, but I guess I'm just a sucker for the classics.

[Harry is an official adult-type person. Totally not twelve years old, honest.]

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[youfartknocker.livejournal.com]

Uh- why are you singing about boogers? Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't I sing about boogers?

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[youfartknocker.livejournal.com]

Uh- good question. Uh, huh huh huh.

Boogers are cool. Uh, huh huh huh. Especially Austrian ones. [ Yep misheard that song. ] Uh, huh huh huh.

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[art-of-fabulous.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

[Rarity is almost appalled. This sounds like something a child or a very immature colt would sing just to get on everypony's nerves.]

How very crude! What kind of a holiday song is that?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

A new spin on a classic? There are worse ones out there.

[And yet he's in his thirties.]</small.

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[art-of-fabulous.livejournal.com]

I don't know that I would ever want to hear them.

[Headtilt.]

A new spin on a classic? Which classic might that be?

[Oh, Rarity... this man isn't from Equestria. It won't be any song that you know!]

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Eh? I never heard that song before. [And Jesus takes a lot of pride on his X-Mas knowledge!]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

You've never heard Six White Boomers before? It's a classic.

Although I kind of modified the lyrics on that version.

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see...

Heh... I was wondering what kind of Christmas song would involve boogers. [He can't help but laugh at that a little.]

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[newhero.livejournal.com]

[no laughing Sora, no laughing! NO LAUGHING.]

[... dangit, you got him, Barney.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Self-five!]

Like that one?

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[newhero.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Do you have any others?

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[craftingrebel]

A Christmas song about.... boogers?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Technically Kangaroos, but I modified the lyrics a bit.

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[craftingrebel]

[he quirks his brows] Kangaroos?

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[noodlegoggles]

[fffft-] I haven't heard that one before!!

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

That's 'cause it's a Stinson Original. Gotta give credit to Rolf Harris for the original song though.

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[noodlegoggles]

What was the original song about?

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[foolishwren]

... Congratulations.

You are five.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

And you didn't get any bit of enjoyment out of that? C'mon Heather, I thought you were better than this.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

*giggling and singing along, congrats Barney you just taught him a song his brother will hate!*

Boogers!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Just as planned. Except not really, but it's an added bonus]

It's a good one, isn't it?