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Entry 23 [Audio]

[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.

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[Huh, it is getting close to Christmas, isn't it? Doesn't quite feel like the season, here in Johto. Snow and decorations notwithstanding.]

Don't think I've heard that one before.

[Just a little amused, but trying not to show it.]

Uh- why are you singing about boogers? Uh, huh huh huh.

Oh my...

[Rarity is almost appalled. This sounds like something a child or a very immature colt would sing just to get on everypony's nerves.]

How very crude! What kind of a holiday song is that?

Eh? I never heard that song before. [And Jesus takes a lot of pride on his X-Mas knowledge!]

[no laughing Sora, no laughing! NO LAUGHING.]

[... dangit, you got him, Barney.]

[Self-five!]

Like that one?

You've never heard Six White Boomers before? It's a classic.

Although I kind of modified the lyrics on that version.

A new spin on a classic? There are worse ones out there.

[And yet he's in his thirties.]</small.

Why wouldn't I sing about boogers?

I'm not surprised. It's a Stinson original.

I don't know that I would ever want to hear them.

[Headtilt.]

A new spin on a classic? Which classic might that be?

[Oh, Rarity... this man isn't from Equestria. It won't be any song that you know!]

Yeah! Do you have any others?

I got a few. Stuff like this's been around for years. Got any requests?

Six White Boomers. Rolf Harris. Not bad for an Australian carol.

Well... Ahah. I don't think that I'm quite familiar with that one.

Oh, I see...

Heh... I was wondering what kind of Christmas song would involve boogers. [He can't help but laugh at that a little.]

Surprisingly a lot of people aren't, but it's a good one. At least, I like it. It's different from something like Jingle Bell Rock or Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree.

Only the silly kind. I know a bunch of carols that have rewritten the words.

I was always partial to 'Jingle bells, Batman smells' myself, but I guess I'm just a sucker for the classics.

[Harry is an official adult-type person. Totally not twelve years old, honest.]

Uh- good question. Uh, huh huh huh.

Boogers are cool. Uh, huh huh huh. Especially Austrian ones. [ Yep misheard that song. ] Uh, huh huh huh.

A Christmas song about.... boogers?

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[fffft-] I haven't heard that one before!!

Ah, really? I didn't get to listen to any of those back home. [He sounds genuinely surprised. Why no one ever told him about that?]

Do you know more?

... Congratulations.

You are five.

And you didn't get any bit of enjoyment out of that? C'mon Heather, I thought you were better than this.

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