Entry 21 [Video]

[usedsuitup]

Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?


[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]


I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.


[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]


I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.

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[parkour]

It's PokéMagic, of course.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Right. You expect me to believe that that egg just magically appeared?

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[lc-whitequeen.livejournal.com]

I have always wondered that as well...

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I know, it's really weird. You'd think someone would have figured it out by now.

[Hey there Lacus. Have a charming smile]

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[chosenlightchld.livejournal.com]

... You know, my friend and I just talked about this the other day, wondering how that even works. Still don't have a clue though.

[Yes, twelve year old girl on your feed with that last part of your message.]

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[lc-whitequeen.livejournal.com]

Well... I think a lot of things about this world is really mysterious. Time frozen back home, souls trapped in dreams...

[ Smiles charmingly as well. ]

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[monochrome-mind.livejournal.com]

I believe the energy generated by two pokemon being near each other creates an egg, unlike standard breeding procedures from other worlds.

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Did it? Does that mean you worked for five different Nurse Joys? [Forgive him Barney, he knows NOTHING about human sexual experiences.]

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[cockinthecrown.livejournal.com]

....

Was sharing that truly necessary?

[tearfulyandere.livejournal.com]

umm... S-sir? I.. I'm.. well.. umm, that is... y-you probably shouldn't be saying things like that on the feed Sir..

th-that is.. umm.. well... y-you see.... there are young children here wh-who should not be hearing that yes?

umm... w-well.. th-that is.. umm...

[He swallows slightly, not all that happy about telling off a grown man but well, he has to protect the innocence of the children right? Right! He bites his lower lip hard and shakes his head]

Maybe.. if you umm.. sleeping experiences to self... yes?

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[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

One simply has to stop questioning the biology of these creatures eventually.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

[Larry is also staring at the Pokemon.]

I don't think I ever wanna know how they do that.

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[onemoreattribute]

You might not want to spread that around.

[VIDEO] 'SUP BARNEY? also commenting with this instead of threshecutioner because more icons

[bethehugejerk]

If they lay eggs, then isn't it obvious? There has to be some kind of Pokémon Mother Grub somewhere.

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[parkour]

Is there's reasonable doubt to believe it's not possible? Fridge logic does run pretty rampant in Johto, after all!

[chemistryinmotion]

[Yeah nope biology isn't his thing so he's just going to get down to the important bit of this post—]

Five Joys? Dude, you should be getting the Kinky Badge. [But he is impressed.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I guess you've got a point. But something does have to be said for basic biology. I mean, an egg that big is not coming out of a pokemon that small.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Pointing at the Treecko] That'd be your...mother grub?

[.......]

Karkat! You're back!

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

What? The Joy thing? I've been doing that for a while now.

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[nasa-dreams.livejournal.com]

Ew.

Uh, but awesome on adding another Joy!

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[bethehugejerk]

What? No. Does that look like a grub to you?

[A pause, then a frown.]

Let me state straight up: I have no fucking clue who you are. Yes, I'm back, and I'm aware I was here before, but thanks to whatever forces in charge being too busy fondling their own metaphorical bulges to do anything that makes sense, I have zero memory of the experience.

Just please, for the love of fuck, do not hit on me or try to pair me up with someone else.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

At first, neither did I. Then Lily laid an egg. I mean, I know they want kids but this isn't how I pictured it.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

That doesn't change the fact that it's totally weird though.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry...what?

[Yeah, dude, sorry. He totally missed all of that.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. I mean, how else am I going to find out about how that egg showed up?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

And that just made the egg appear?

[WTF? Also, I apologize for this.]

I guess you could say that...although, it was a different kind of work if you know what I mean.