Entry 17 [Video]

[usedsuitup]

[The feed clicks on, the image shaky as it sounds like there's some commotion going on. It's hard to make out what's going on until the gear clatters to the floor and looks up at the roof. It's Barney's office, clearly, but it looks like there's a windstorm going on. And you might be able to see red and brown and purple blurs flying around.]

Robin, stop! Stop! Ted, no, don't use that!

[And all of a sudden, there's a blast of water, that really just succeeds in making everything wet. There are still blurs flying around. And to make a long story short? A angry ledyba found it's way into the Goldenrod Radio Tower. And after causing chaos in the lobby, found it's way into Barney's office. And of course the door closed so Barney's trying to deal with it. With a pidgey using gust and a Shuppet just having fun making a mess and a totodile just trying to help and poor Barney in the middle of it all not sure what to do. Until he finally gets an idea. Which involves coming out from under his desk, jumping on top of it, and grabbing the ledyba as it goes by. He falls to the ground, and you will now be treated to a few minutes of man vs. pokemon with the man clearly losing. At least until all his pokemon hit it with an attack. Barney lies there for a bit with the knocked out pokemon before sitting up.]

What the hell got into this thing? I've never seen one this mad, and coming into a building. I mean, even when I fought that....

Oh for the love of-- the stupid thing's ruined my suit! And this was my better suit to! Now what am I supposed to wear?

[and all previous thoughts are forgotten as we must deal with this outrage]

Comments

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know, but that was an expensive suit.

[Priorities. Barney has them]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Hey, I took out this thing! I'll be fine.

[Holding up the knocked out ledyba]

There's no way I'm going outside if there's more crazy bugs.

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[psychunaut.livejournal.com]

[Guess who got caught outside during this? Raz is... currently in a makeshift tent being protected by his Charizard. Soon they're gonna start moving again, buuuut...]
I can't read these Pokemon, either! Something's very wrong here!

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. I'm pretty sure giant angry bugs getting into the building is not normal.

What do you mean, read?

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[psychunaut.livejournal.com]

They're meant to stick to the routes!
And something's wrong with their minds. I can't get in to read them, and try to calm them that-- C! Flamethrower! [fml]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

You can read their minds?

[And never mind because what is going on over there?]

You okay, bro?

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[psychunaut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can -- it's a pretty handy skill.
[no he is not okay]
And I guess I shouldn't have started out to Violet yet, huh?

[justicereigns]

Casual's better anyway.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I don't want to suit down because of a pokemon. That's an insult.

[justicereigns]

Heh. Maybe it can get saved?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I might just have to buy a new one. The jacket's pretty much done for.

[justicereigns]

You might want to wait until the bugs are dealt with then. Seems like there's a lot of them.

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[foolishwren]

_{[... The fact that Heather is replying to this in the middle of all this chaos is a sign of just how devoted she is to trolling Barney.]}

Wear the clown suit I got you.

Duh.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

One, I don't have it with me.

And two, no. Just...no.

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[foolishwren]

Admit it, if you saw some guy dressed as a clown fighting an army of bugs like a total badass, you'd be like "I want to be that guy when I grow up."

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Not really. A guy in a clown suit fighting an army of bugs sounds more like something out of a horror movie.

He'd need to be wearing an actual suit to be badass.

On be Chuck Norris.

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[foolishwren]

Pshh. Chuck Norris is so yesterday.

[pervyprince.livejournal.com]

Aw crap.. Those things got your suit?! That's terrible!

[As a fellow suit wearer, Sanji sympathizes completely]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Finally! Someone who sympathizes!]

Yeah, they did. It's a mess. The jackets pretty much ruined thanks to that stupid bug.

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[pervyprince.livejournal.com]

Goddamn, that sucks big time. You got an extra or anything?

If not, maybe you can get it patched up somewhere after all the commotion stops. Goldenrod's a pretty big city, who knows, maybe you could find a seamstress or something.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but this was the better one of the suits I had.

Actually, I've already found a pretty decent tailor. He's pretty awesome and it's part of a chain store around Johto.

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[pervyprince.livejournal.com]

Goddamn.. Shitty bugs just don't know when to quit, do they..

Really? A chain store, huh? Maybe I could get him to fix up my other suit.. It, uh.. has some rips and tears here and there.