Entry ??? - [Fourth Wall Event]

[usedsuitup]

Wow...where did all these people come from? It's like I'm back home all of a sudden. Awesome!

[Crowds, what joy! And so many people to. This is exciting. So he's walking around Violet checking everything out, with Ted the Totodile dancing around behind him.

And is it just him or all those buildings that didn't have doors suddenly have them? And they're unlocked to! Well, might as well go check them out since this is a video game. So he goes into a room, a light clicks on, and Barney finds that the room is filled with Bidoofs and Miruhog. And they look mad. 

There's a scramble for the door, which Barney flings open, only to be knocked to his feet by a sudden stampeded of the aforementioned pokemon. There is now a stampeded of angry rodent pokemon in Violet. You're welcome.]

What the hell were those?

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[notimhotep.livejournal.com]

[Were there zombies back home, Barney? ...Huh. Stampeding rodents.] ...They seem rabid.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[No there were not, and oh god zombies now to? Although, this one seems civilized...]

Wouldn't be surprised if they were. Although they aren't foaming at the mouths...yet.

[He stands up, very tentatively, ready to run at a moment's notice]

[notimhotep.livejournal.com]

[Well, he won't eat your brains or drag his body around. And he can carry a conversation! Silently. Like right now. He'll silently agree with that statement.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[And that silence is creeping him out, bro.]

So, uh, you new around here? Don't think I've seen you before.

[herecho.livejournal.com]

Are those pokémon?! [WE'RE THEY ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE IN VIDEO GAMES?!! Excited teenage boy is excited.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Ted loves excitement! Have a Totodile dancing around your feet. Barney in the meantime, stands up and brushes himself off.]

Yup, those were pokemon. None that I know, though.

[herecho.livejournal.com]

[Len loves Totodiles! Except not really, since Pokémon is a baby game. But he wants to dance with Ted~~]

Those were amazing holographs! I never thought I'd see something as cool as that!

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Ted will totally dance with Len because Barney doesn't dance]

Bro, they're not holographs. They're 100% real, and you're in the pokemon world. True story.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I wouldn't let 'em bite me.

[ After all, her newly-acquired Mawile was already chewing on one. ]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, that Mawile's pretty weird but whatever]

Yeah, me either. One of those things looked like a deranged weasel.

Don't think we've met before, name's Barney. Barney Stinson. [wining smile]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

Better than an angry black bear. I heard they can break down log houses.

[ Daw, Barney. She nodded. ] You can stick with Xigbar, and this is my whatever-it-is. Digimon, I think they called it?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't be surprised at that. Wonder if that's ever happened to Robin?

Xigbar, got it. And they're called pokemon, actually. Digimon was something different.

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[arise-and-sing.livejournal.com]

....

Youuuuuu...look familiar.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Barney blinks for a moment. This guy again? He gets up, and once again gives Billy a little push. Just to check and see if he's dreaming or not.]

So do you, and not just because you look like me. Have you been here before?

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[arise-and-sing.livejournal.com]

[Barney gets a push back, mostly because what is this i do not even.]

Don't think so. I'd proooobably remember this.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Hey! [He'll be the one doing the pushing around here]

Well, you were definitely here before. I'd remember something like that.

Who are you, anyway?

[knifedaddy.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew.

...I also wish I knew what those things are.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, I know that they're pokemon, but that's all I got. Not a type I've ever seen before though.

[neverapantyshot.livejournal.com]

"Where did we come from"? Are you kidding? A girl can't come in shitty situations like this!

So tell me what the fuck is going on, okay?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Double take, since he really wasn't expecting to hear an inappropriate joke like that here, what up?]

Uh, you're in the pokemon world, and that's all I got really.

[neverapantyshot.livejournal.com]

So not much, you mean.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They didn't really tell us much when we got here. All I've figured out is that it's barely civilization and I haven't seen a decent bar months.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

... Barney?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Now there's a familiar voice and one that he has missed. He looks up to see if his wish has been granted and it has oh thank God! Barney scrambles up off the ground, barely taking the time to brush himself off]

TED!

[Barney cannot contain the unabashed happiness since it has been several months since he's last seen Ted, and as a result: A slightly-awkward bro-hug which is released fairly quickly. Ted may also notice a confused looking Totodile, why is his trainer calling his name if he's not talking to him?]

Took you long enough to get here.

[waitfortheone.livejournal.com]

I wasn't trying to get here! Where... where is here, anyway?