usedsuitup | Entry 9

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Entry 9 - Video

[So, you probably didn't see much of Barney the week. That was due to the fact that he to was hit by the event as well, and hasn't been doing very well since, not necessarily psychologically, but physically. Hallucinations did happen, and he was visited by a very haunting melody from his past that shall not be talked about, and basically, Ted and Robin getting back together, and then them and Marshall and Lily leaving him alone forever. He was in a stupor and so Ted the Totodile figured that the best way to wake Barney up was multiple water guns to the face. On a cold foggy night. Although he won't admit it, Barney is sick. One of those nasty colds that won't go away.

However, he was found by the authorities and taken to the pokecenter in Violet where he is being well cared for by a Nurse Joy. The Video shows him lying in his bed at the pokemon center, looking rather pathetic, since he is trying to milk this for all it's worth. Even though he won't admit to that. When he speaks, he even sounds sick. Seriously, read this imagining the most pathetic stuffed up sounding voice you can imagine.]

Just to let everyone know, I'm alright. I got caught in that fog last week, and well, stuff happened. *sniff* I'm not sick though.

When I get sick, I stop being sick and be awesome instead. *sniff* True story. *coughing fit* *sniiiiiiffff*

Oh god, this sucks.

[He pauses and then holds up a pokeball]

I think I might have caught a pokemon but I'm not sure which one. Anyone want to take bets on what's in here?

*cough cough sniff groan cough sniff*

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You sure you're not sick?

*sniff* I'm pretty sure. I'll up and out of bed in no time.

Just don't pass out when you do. You sure sound sick.

Bro, I'm too awesome to get sick. I'm trying not to breath because something smells in here.

Even the awesome get sick eventually.

[Skepticism, thy name is Stinson]

Maybe, but that's not me right now.

Where are you now anyway?

If you say so~ Just don't complaint when you get the flu.

Almost to Goldenrod.

Hey, I'm not complaining now.

Goldenrod? Where's that?

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[Oh gross sick sounds. Just when he was getting to sleep too.]

...eeeeew.

Yeah, no kidding. *cough cough sniff*

Sorry bro.

Then next time don't talk into the box when you sound like that! ...I didn't think the things inside here could even get sick, that's weird, damn it... [Do not want sniffles or cold kthnx]

[pause. Does no one here know what a computer is?]

Bro, I'm on the other side, *sniff* not in it. And I'm not sick. I stopped being sick and now I'm awesome.

[Other side of--OH YEAH. Silly person, didn't know they were damned]

Sure. What's a bro? I'm not a bro. ...Name one awesome thing you did besides sounding like a dummy, dummy.

Bro. You know, like brother, pal, buddy. You meet a guy, you don't know they are, you just, call 'em bro. Easy to remember and everything.

I've licked the Liberty Bell. You cannot get more awesome than that! That was legen-wait for it -dary. And I'm not a dummy, kid.

...You talk funny. I'd just call you stupid, unless you were a really pretty girl.

What the hell's a Liberty Bell? ...My name's Romano, stupid.

This funny talk's gotten me a lot of pretty girls. It works 83% of the time.

It's only one of the greatest American artifacts, and I'm the one who licked it first.

[Pause. Trying to think of a good comeback. Failure] Whatever, I'm Barney.