Entry 23 [Audio]

[usedsuitup]

[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.

Comments

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

...

Okay we're getting there.

[youfartknocker.livejournal.com]

Cool. Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm giving you an assignment. You are to go and find a book of trivia, and memorize five facts.

[youfartknocker.livejournal.com]

Uh- this isn't school, dude. Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

But if you're gonna succeed with the girls you need to learn stuff. Life's like that bro.

So, go, find a trivia book, memorize five facts and report back to me when you're done.

[youfartknocker.livejournal.com]

Uh- where the hell am I supposed to find that? Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

In a bookstore. Or a library. This place doesn't have much by way of internet.

[youfartknocker.livejournal.com]

Uh...okay. Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Trust me bro. We're gonna get this.

[youfartknocker.livejournal.com]

Uh ... Okay, 'bro'. Uh, huh huh huh.