Entry 23 [Audio]

[usedsuitup]

[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.

Comments

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Got that right, kid. Smoking is really bad for you.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

Like splosions?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or you can get really sick. It's not pleasant.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

Boooo being sick is no fun.

Hey! Hey mister what do you want for Christmas?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh geeze, kid. I don't know. There's a lot of stuff.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

Like Candy? And Paints? And toys? And Books?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[His list more along the lines of booze, girls, suits, money, suits, girls, suits, more booze, etc]

...I guess candy wouldn't be so bad. Or a new tie, I need one of those. Cufflinks to.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

My brother likes to wear ties!

What are Cufflinxs?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Tie's a good thing to have.

Cufflinks? When you're wearing a suit, they help your sleeves stay in position. Makes you look snappier.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

I should get Artemis Cufflinks! Where can I get them?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Hmm, best place to try would be a department store or a jewelry one. You have to be careful though, because they're small.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

I'll be careful! They'll be perfect! Artemis will be so happy he'll be like "Beckett you're the best brother ever!"

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I bet he will! If you're in Goldenrod I can help you out if you want, kid.

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

I'm not, but Thank you uh...what's your name?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Another time then.

I'm Barney. What's your name kid?

[simple-toon.livejournal.com]

Beckett! Beckett Fowl.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Beckett.