Entry 23 [Audio]

[usedsuitup]

[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.

Comments

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[foolishwren]

... Congratulations.

You are five.

[Video]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

And you didn't get any bit of enjoyment out of that? C'mon Heather, I thought you were better than this.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

If not finding the word 'booger' inherently funny lowers my cool level, then I'll take being lame, thanks.

_{[... Not that she has a leg to stand on. She owns one of the few Pokemon in the world that is capable of at least mimicking human speech, and of course the first word she taught it was 'BUTTS'.]}

[Video]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[If Barney ever finds that out he will laugh. And owe Heather a high five. And then lord over her forever.]

What do you find inherently funny then?

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[foolishwren]

... I dunno, actually.

The fact that people are still putting Nick Cage in movies as a serious action-and-or-romantic lead?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

And he's not?

[He tried to keep a straight face. He really did.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

.... Nice try.

[Video]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Hey, I gave it my best shot.