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Entry 23 [Audio]

[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.

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[fffft-] I haven't heard that one before!!

That's 'cause it's a Stinson Original. Gotta give credit to Rolf Harris for the original song though.

What was the original song about?

I think it was about a joey trying to get back to his mom and Santa helping...or something? It's Australian.

A joey?

Technical term for a baby kangaroo.

Why do they call it a Joey and not a baby? Or a Kangy?

I have no clue. They're Australian. I think that explains enough.

Well I just thought you'd know since you mentioned it!

Australia is a very weird country. I don't have the time to learn all the ins and outs yet.

[What he knows, he knows from Australian girls that he has picked up. Also, apologies to any Australians who might be reading this.]

Oooh, I see.

Glad to have been of service then.

Yeah, thanks!!

No problem, kid.

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