Entry 23 [Audio]

[usedsuitup]

[Barney is working at the pokemart today. Mostly stocking shelves but otherwise generally being helpful. Really, retail seems to suit him even though he doesn't like it. But, he's keeping his distance from the Radio Tower for the moment. Something about them not liking how he just sort of ran off. And how he may have used one of their booths without permission.

But Barney is filled with Christmas cheer. Despite being away from home, for the second time, he loves this time of year. And what better way to celebrate than by singing. And so, over the network, not unpleasantly, comes that classic Australian Christmas song:]

Six white boogers, snow white boogers
Racing Santa's sleigh through the blazing snot
Six white boogers, snow white boogers
On his Australian run.

Comments

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[craftingrebel]

A Christmas song about.... boogers?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Technically Kangaroos, but I modified the lyrics a bit.

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[craftingrebel]

[he quirks his brows] Kangaroos?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah. See, the song is called Six White Boomers because Australians call kangaroos boomers, for some reason or another. It's pretty easy to modify the words.

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[craftingrebel]

Riiiight.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I'm serious. Ask any Australian. I guarantee that 83% call kangaroos boomers.

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[craftingrebel]

Only 83?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

well I have to make concessions for margin of error and the population that's probably more inclined to say Kangaroos because it's more proper and stuff.

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[craftingrebel]

[fwoosh.] Uhh...

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I'm serious, bro.

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[craftingrebel]

Uhh... right.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

What with the skepticism?

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[craftingrebel]

No-- no I believe you.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Good. So, you gotta name, bro?

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[craftingrebel]

Kanji Tatsumi, you?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Barney Stinson. Nice to meet you Kanji!

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[craftingrebel]

Yeah, nice to meet you too. [he nods.]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

So, getting ready for the holidays?

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[craftingrebel]

No, not really. I'm traveling with a friend of mine and we haven't really been planning stuff. Well, other then getting badges. But nothing holiday related.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, that kind of sucks. So you're doing the whole trainer thing?