Entry 21 [Video]

[usedsuitup]

Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?


[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]


I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.


[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]


I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.

Comments

[justicereigns]

Any special plans for it?

That is.... pretty weird. Tch. Pokemon are weird in general, I guess their mating habits would be as well.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Not yet...though I should come up with one.

I know, right? It's just...you'd think someone would have more information or something by now.

[justicereigns]

Maybe a special party.

You'd think... but maybe it can only happen when people aren't looking. Some guys are like that... maybe all pokemon are.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Performance anxiety you mean? I suppose....Not that I'd want to watch them or anything. That's just kind of gross.

[justicereigns]

Right, like that. And yeah. I'm going to assume that's why no one knows. Plus most of this place seems to be kids. You could ask a Nurse Joy, but she might slap you. So it'd have to be one you already slept with.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Pfft, I can handle being slapped. [False bravado. Thanks for making him paranoid Marshall.]

[justicereigns]

Well you could always try it I guess. To solve the mystery.

[Pfft. Countdown to Slapsgiving.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I suppose. Take one for the team and all.

[justicereigns]

How hard can they really slap, right?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Probably not that hard. I mean, they're pretty tiny.

[Oh god he doesn't even want to think about that.]

[justicereigns]

Tiny can still pack a mean punch though.

Although hopefully not over a simple question like that.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'll have to make sure they're not PMSing or something.

[justicereigns]

Yeah, exactly. Better to know than keep guessing though, right?

[Maybe.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh definitely.

[justicereigns]

The one I can't figure is the cross species. Not all pokemon can breed but the ones that can aren't always the same type even... or size... or anything. It makes no sense.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that...that's just plain weird.

[justicereigns]

Extremely.