usedsuitup | Entry 20 [video]

[Hello Johto! Today on Barney's blog you are receiving the rarest of all things, a travel entry. Yes, Barney has had an eventful last while what with crazy parties and floods and fourth walls breaking. Barney still isn't sure what to make of that weekend, since he's missing three days and all he can remember is zombies and boobs, but that is beside the point. He's on Route 39 now, and has been for about two days.]

Hey everyone! Can you see this place? This is a completely unnatural landscape. Look at it. It's flat. Completely and utterly flat. There is nothing here.

[He waves the camera around to reveal the boring flat farmland. And more than a few Murkrows. Maybe an odd Houndour if they're around.]

This has got to be the most boring thing ever, and it's all I've been seeing for like two days! That's not right! This place sucks. I never would have left Goldenrod if I'd have known that this is what I would have had to deal with. I'm going nuts out here since there is absolutely nothing interesting here! Just farms and music and a whole lot of nothing. The music isn't helping by the way. Really, it's not. God this sucks.

[There's a sigh as Barney stops ranting for a bit and walks for a bit, the screen simply showing the road. He then stops and appears on the screen again.]

So, anyone know how long it takes to get back to Goldenrod from Oli-whatever?

[More walking and then another brief stop]

Oh yeah, I scored with the Olivine Joy, so that's four Joys now, what up?

[He goes back to walking for a bit. Think he's done? Not quite.]

Have there always been this many birds around?

FOUR?!

[Cough, compose yourself, child!]

I...I mean.....FOUR??!?!?!

Uh yeah? Cherrygrove, Violet, Goldenrod, and Olivine.

Got 'em all.

[Counting them off on his fingers, and completely unapologetic about everything.]

I'm sure! Uh, but if for some reason my girlfriend shows up, she'd....probably not want to know. At all.

[Barney gives Danny a once over? You're a kid and you have a girlfriend. Oh you poor thing.]

If you say so, but you know, you don't have to tell her.

Ehh, kinda? She's really, really rich, so she's able to buy access to pretty much any info she wants.

Wow, that's pretty amazing. Guess you don't really want to go out of line, huh?

Met a girl like that once. That was tough one to get out of.

Yeah, but other than that, she's pretty awesome. We were friends for a really long time before we hooked up.

Pretty good! We've got a lot of the same interests, and don't need to spend a whole lot of time getting to know each other.

Well, I suppose that's good to know. Have a couple friends likes that.

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