Day ??? [Fourth Wall Event]

[usedsuitup]

[So, coming to Olivine was a mistake made during a moment of impaired judgment. As such it must be rectified. But he is not getting on the crazy Jenny's bus again regardless of how hot she is (crazy eyes, she has them), so that leaves walking. 

Damn.

As such, you will encounter one (1) Barnabas Stinson standing on the border of Olivine City, consulting a map. Every so often he reaches over to hi-five an Aipom.]

Geez Marshall, is that all you taught her? But let's see, I guess if I start walking up this road I'll get to a farm and then I turn left and that gets me to another city and...this is going to ---

[The last word doesn't come out because as Barney reaches over for another hi-ive...

SLAP!!

And Barney is tumbling to the ground clutching his cheek. Stupid monkey!]

That was not cool! It's not even Slapsgiving, geez.

[And we'll stay on the ground wincing for a bit]

That counts, you know, that so counts.

[And Pamela Handerson, the Aipom is taking way too much enjoyment in this. WAY WAY to much.]

Comments

[hideurbrains.livejournal.com]

[And one (1) Barnabas Stinson might encounter a lot (>9000) Zombies.]

Braiiiiinnnssssss....

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Scrambling up off the ground and grabbing the Aipom, before common sense takes over.]

...Oh come on. That can't be real. That just can't be real. No, no. Zombies can't exist.

[All said while walking very slowly backwards]

[hideurbrains.livejournal.com]

[ No, no, of course not. That's why you're in Johto and of course Johto can't exist either. ]

Braiiiiiiinsssss...

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Are they getting closer? Yeah, they're getting closer. He's in panic mode so anything that seems rational is out of the question. Gotta find something to fight the zombies off with. POKEMON! That's right, he has pokemon. And now Ted the totodile is out, shooting waterguns everywhere!]

[theboobsdontlie.livejournal.com]

[ This is called mature giggling. ] Are you alright?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Slightly put out expression as he's being laughed at, but whatever. He stands and brushes himself off.]

Yeah, I'm fine. It's just that stuff like this always happens when I wear my best suit...

[He turns to see who asked and promptly freezes. Best day ever!]