Entry 17 [Video]

[usedsuitup]

[The feed clicks on, the image shaky as it sounds like there's some commotion going on. It's hard to make out what's going on until the gear clatters to the floor and looks up at the roof. It's Barney's office, clearly, but it looks like there's a windstorm going on. And you might be able to see red and brown and purple blurs flying around.]

Robin, stop! Stop! Ted, no, don't use that!

[And all of a sudden, there's a blast of water, that really just succeeds in making everything wet. There are still blurs flying around. And to make a long story short? A angry ledyba found it's way into the Goldenrod Radio Tower. And after causing chaos in the lobby, found it's way into Barney's office. And of course the door closed so Barney's trying to deal with it. With a pidgey using gust and a Shuppet just having fun making a mess and a totodile just trying to help and poor Barney in the middle of it all not sure what to do. Until he finally gets an idea. Which involves coming out from under his desk, jumping on top of it, and grabbing the ledyba as it goes by. He falls to the ground, and you will now be treated to a few minutes of man vs. pokemon with the man clearly losing. At least until all his pokemon hit it with an attack. Barney lies there for a bit with the knocked out pokemon before sitting up.]

What the hell got into this thing? I've never seen one this mad, and coming into a building. I mean, even when I fought that....

Oh for the love of-- the stupid thing's ruined my suit! And this was my better suit to! Now what am I supposed to wear?

[and all previous thoughts are forgotten as we must deal with this outrage]

Comments

[justicereigns]

Ultimate pirate, finder of One Piece.

[Rubs the back of his neck.] In my world there was a Pirate King named Gold Roger. When he was executed, he told all the pirates he left his treasure One Piece for everyone to find.

Being pirate king means being the ultimate pirate more or less.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Nod, nod, nod, not really understanding of this but whatever]

So...I'm guessing you don't like Pirates very much?

[justicereigns]

It's my job to arrest them.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

So, like actual pirates? With wooden legs and parrots and "arr mateys" and x marks the spot and all that stuff?

That's pretty neat.

[justicereigns]

Kind of. Mostly they're just idiots with ships and hats who want to take over the world.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Weird. All I thought pirates were after was buried treasure and stuff. You learn something new everyday.

[justicereigns]

Depends on the pirate. Buried treasure is notoriously hard to find after all, and usually other pirates get to it first. That's what makes One Piece unique.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Does X not mark the spot or something?

[Yeah, the one piece details are kind of forgotten because Barney's pirate knowledge stems from popular culture]

[justicereigns]

More like the end of the world, the only place no one besides Gold Roger have ever been able to get to probably marks the spot.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

That is one crazy world you're from, bro.

[justicereigns]

So I've heard. It's too bad Kazooie isn't around to tell you about hers. It was even stranger.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

She was that naked chick you hung out with, right?

[Barney has a selective memory]

[justicereigns]

Yeah, the cute red-head.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Right, you mentioned that she was gone.

[justicereigns]

Yeah.

Whatever. Opportunity to find out if the Officer Jennys are alike, right?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Go for it bro!

[justicereigns]

Thanks man.