usedsuitup | Entry 9

[So, you probably didn't see much of Barney the week. That was due to the fact that he to was hit by the event as well, and hasn't been doing very well since, not necessarily psychologically, but physically. Hallucinations did happen, and he was visited by a very haunting melody from his past that shall not be talked about, and basically, Ted and Robin getting back together, and then them and Marshall and Lily leaving him alone forever. He was in a stupor and so Ted the Totodile figured that the best way to wake Barney up was multiple water guns to the face. On a cold foggy night. Although he won't admit it, Barney is sick. One of those nasty colds that won't go away.

However, he was found by the authorities and taken to the pokecenter in Violet where he is being well cared for by a Nurse Joy. The Video shows him lying in his bed at the pokemon center, looking rather pathetic, since he is trying to milk this for all it's worth. Even though he won't admit to that. When he speaks, he even sounds sick. Seriously, read this imagining the most pathetic stuffed up sounding voice you can imagine.]

Just to let everyone know, I'm alright. I got caught in that fog last week, and well, stuff happened. *sniff* I'm not sick though.

When I get sick, I stop being sick and be awesome instead. *sniff* True story. *coughing fit* *sniiiiiiffff*

Oh god, this sucks.

[He pauses and then holds up a pokeball]

I think I might have caught a pokemon but I'm not sure which one. Anyone want to take bets on what's in here?

*cough cough sniff groan cough sniff*

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Bro, I'm too awesome to get sick. I'm trying not to breath because something smells in here.

Even the awesome get sick eventually.

[Skepticism, thy name is Stinson]

Maybe, but that's not me right now.

Where are you now anyway?

If you say so~ Just don't complaint when you get the flu.

Almost to Goldenrod.

Hey, I'm not complaining now.

Goldenrod? Where's that?

That's because you probably only have a cold, not the flu.

It's the city after Azalea.

I won't complain if I ever get it. Which is never.

That so? [Pause, trying to draw upon meager knowledge of the pokemon franchise. Failing] What's it like?

Oh c'mon, you can't tell me you've never been sick!

Azalea or Goldenrod?

Maybe once, when I was a kid. But that doesn't really count.

Goldenrod.

[disbelieving look]

It's apparently an actual city. Skyscrapers and everything.

Seriously? [Barney's face lights up. He's been wanting to hear those words for a long time]

Skyscrapers? Like civilization?

Skyscrapers! Like actual buildings!

[Greatest. Day. Ever]

Thank god! THANK GOD! I need to get there!

Missing home already?

Kaito, I was missing home the moment I got here. This is seriously the best news I've heard since.

It's about two week's worth of walking from Violet City, y'know.

If Civilization lies at the end, it shall be worth it.

[His face, totally doesn't believe what he is saying. He is being put through hell.]

[Kaito snickers a bit at Barney's expression]

Just remember while you're walking: skyscrapers.

[He heard that]

It'll be what keeps me going? What kind of a walk are we looking at?

Through a cave.

And a forest.

Awesome.

Man, why can't Robin be here? She could help, with her Canadian know-how. I mean, she practically lived in the woods.

[he snorts in amusement]

C'mon, it's not that bad. Ever been camping before?

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