usedsuitup | Entry 9

[So, you probably didn't see much of Barney the week. That was due to the fact that he to was hit by the event as well, and hasn't been doing very well since, not necessarily psychologically, but physically. Hallucinations did happen, and he was visited by a very haunting melody from his past that shall not be talked about, and basically, Ted and Robin getting back together, and then them and Marshall and Lily leaving him alone forever. He was in a stupor and so Ted the Totodile figured that the best way to wake Barney up was multiple water guns to the face. On a cold foggy night. Although he won't admit it, Barney is sick. One of those nasty colds that won't go away.

However, he was found by the authorities and taken to the pokecenter in Violet where he is being well cared for by a Nurse Joy. The Video shows him lying in his bed at the pokemon center, looking rather pathetic, since he is trying to milk this for all it's worth. Even though he won't admit to that. When he speaks, he even sounds sick. Seriously, read this imagining the most pathetic stuffed up sounding voice you can imagine.]

Just to let everyone know, I'm alright. I got caught in that fog last week, and well, stuff happened. *sniff* I'm not sick though.

When I get sick, I stop being sick and be awesome instead. *sniff* True story. *coughing fit* *sniiiiiiffff*

Oh god, this sucks.

[He pauses and then holds up a pokeball]

I think I might have caught a pokemon but I'm not sure which one. Anyone want to take bets on what's in here?

*cough cough sniff groan cough sniff*

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[long story short, winner of the bet gets to slap the loser]
You're on.

New Jersey's a state in the US. Yeah, right. Italy's tiny, compared to home. Heck, there's probably more Italians in New York alone than in Italy, and trust me, America has more than enough civilized people.

Uh...yeah, he was totally from England!

[Sounds like fun~]

There are already states there?! A-And I'm not tiny! I'm still growing, loser! I'll make my own New York and make it even bigger than the one in America.

Even though that guy is annoying, I guess being a knight for him is pretty good. Are you a knight?

[snort that turns into a loud sniff and then a sneeze]

I'll believe that when I see it.

[And then there's a pause. Seems this kid'll believe anything]

Oh yeah, I'm totally a knight. Sir Barnabas Stinson the 14th. Barney for short.

[Oh gross. He makes a face]

You better believe it! I-It'll be a slap-bet too!

...[Oh yeah, he believes that] Whatever, stupid. I don't see your sword anywhere.

Fine, that'll be another bet. Now we just need a commissioner.

It's not like I brought it with me or anything! I was swordless when I ended up here. I can easily get a new one though.

A comi--what...? Ye-yeah you get the stupid counselor, damn it!

Then you suck as a knight! Go get a new one loser, or a dragon will eat you or do with you as he pleases.

Com-mi-tion-er. They'll monitor our bet and make sure no one's cheating.

Not my fault I lost it. I'll make sure I'll get a sword, and any dragon in the area'll be running in fear. Trust me.

...That's what I said! Committionero! O-Oh. Then it has to be... Virgillio. Or a very pretty girl.

Yes it is your fault, stupid knight. ...I want a dragon tooth.

Don't worry. I'll find us a cute girl, and you meet me in Violet City. Then we'll get this all settled.

And you'll get one. Once I get a sword I'll find a dragon and you'll get your tooth.

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[video] no worries

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[video] h-how do you put up with me? ;w; /clings

[video] I love their bickering.

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