Blog Entry 3

[usedsuitup]

[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

Comments

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

No. No. God no. [involuntary shudder at such an idea]

No, the one with the pink hair. Joy.

[foolishwren]

Oh. Good. That makes more sense.

... Man, you're a bit of a slut, aren't you.

_{[Didn't he like... JUST get into town?]}

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Nuh-uh. Sleeping with a lot of women does not make me a slut.

[He's been there almost a week, assuming it's a 1 rl day=1 game day. I had to be nice to him sometime.]

[foolishwren]

... Uh. Except that it kind of does. That's like... the exact definition of 'slut'.

_{[IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, OBVIOUSLY.]}

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Nonono, see I'm quite picky of who I sleep with and even then there's a bit honor to it. I wouldn't just use a woman. What kind of guy do you take me for? Geez.

[EXACTLY]

[foolishwren]

..... A slutty one?

_{[Sorry Barnacle, Heather's noooot buyin' it.]}

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

One one night stand in this world and you're labeling me a slut. Honestly.

[foolishwren]

Well you did say that you like "sleeping with a lot of women". I'm just goin' by what you said, here.

_{[Now Heather's just being a brat.]}

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well I do, and I'm not gonna deny that, but I don't sleep around enough for that label.