Blog Entry 3

[usedsuitup]

[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

Comments

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[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

Oh, no!! Don't tell me you took out a wall, too!

[ ... yeah. Yeeeah. ]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

What? No. [pause, shaking his head and trying to understand]

What?

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[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

[ solemnly. With one finger pointing. ]

You did it.

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[bakaitoukid]

-- which one?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

The pink-haired one. Joy? Yeah, think that was her name.

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[bakaitoukid]

[... but they're all named Joy]

Congratulations? I guess?

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[rainbowdash.livejournal.com]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Just a smug grin]

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[nyandroid.livejournal.com]

You mean healed your Pokemon? She does that all the time.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Nah...something a bit different.

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[nyandroid.livejournal.com]

I don't think I understand.

[justicereigns]

Nice one. [Thumbs up.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Glad someone gets it. Thanks bro!

[justicereigns]

Oh, definitely.

If I wasn't surrounded by kids and a bird-woman that kick the hell out of my shins, I would have gone for one of the hot motorcycle cops myself, but the nurses are still definitely a good choice.

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

Did what?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[pause, normally he'd be willing to answer, but Sora's a kid in his mind]

You know, this and that.

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[Why you gotta be so vague after being so smug about whatever "it" was.]

[foolishwren]

.... You mean the old-ass lady?

_{[Leave it to Heather to assume he was talking about the creepy old lady nurses who hated everybody rather than Nurse Joy.]}

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

No. No. God no. [involuntary shudder at such an idea]

No, the one with the pink hair. Joy.

[foolishwren]

Oh. Good. That makes more sense.

... Man, you're a bit of a slut, aren't you.

_{[Didn't he like... JUST get into town?]}

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[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, si--

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

[... Pauuuuuuuuse.]

3/3

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

What makes you think any of us want to hear about it, good sir?!

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[recites-always.livejournal.com]

Is there a reason why you are broadcasting your sexual exploits?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

I'm in a good mood and I had to share it with someone. In this case, the world.