usedsuitup: (Here we go)
2010-12-11 12:53 pm

Entry 13

You know what? I've been here for months, and I just realized, I barely know anybody!

And that's just...wrong. I mean, there's a lot of people who use this thing and I don't expect to know everyone, but I feel like I should know more people, or at least,  be familiar with them. [specifically girls, but that won't be mentioned]

So, people of the pokegear, readers of Barney's blog, tell me about yourselves. Who are you? Where are you from? Whatever you want! Just make it awesome!

[This gets edited in a little bit later]

Figured I should have said something about myself. I'm Barney Stinson, from New York, New York, The United States of America. I've been here for about five months. I enjoy hanging out in bars, long walks on the beach and and I can play 83 musical instruments. I hold the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, as well as in laser tag and good looks.

[Blurb lovingly borrowed from the back of The Bro Code, by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn. Which is an actual book and if you ever want to know how Barney thinks, pick it up sometime.]
usedsuitup: (Broda)
2010-07-16 12:01 pm

Blog Entry 2 - Text

Hey, with this text function, I can use this thing like a blog. Awesome! Barney's Blog is back in action, and portable to, and you all better read it! I provide useful information on this thing. Well, once I start figuring this place out.

For now, I'm stuck travelling to Cherrygrove City. At least it's an actual city and not some backwater town. And I found a suit! Even better. Things are finally looking up for the Barnacle. I also was able to catch one of those bird-pokemon. Pidgey? Sounds right. Marshall would know. Named it Robin. [He's proud of that, and thinks it's kind of funny.]

Questions for those of you who've been here for a while? How often do pokemon attack? I'm not gonna have to fight them all the way there am I? I don't want to have to do that along with the elements? Also, what the women like here? I need to know what I'm getting myself into.

The Barnacle

[ooc: tags to be slightly slow/mostly likely responded to in the evening. Apologies for the delay]
usedsuitup: ('Cause it's gonna be)
2010-07-14 11:06 pm

Pokemon Party

It should be noted that Barney does not actively battle his pokemon, rather treating them like pets. As a result, they have grown very slowly over the two years he has been in Johto, and none of them have evolved.

Totodile
Nickname: Ted
Level 50
Attacks:
-Scratch
-Leer
-Water Gun
-Rage
-Bite
-Scary Face
-Ice Fang
-Flail
-Crunch
-Chip Away
-Slash
-Screech
-Flash
-Aqua Tail
-Superpower
-Hydro Pump
Notes: Barney's first pokemon and named after his best friend, Ted Mosby. Ted the Totodile is consistently happy and tries to be as cool as Barney. He blogs.
 

Pidgey
Nickname: Robin
Level 36
Attacks
-Tackle
-Sand-attack
-Gust
-Quick Attack
-Whirlwind
-Twister
-Featherdance
-Agility
-Wing Attack
Notes: Named after Barney's friend, and current crush, Robin Sherbatsky. Robin is easily annoyed by all the things Barney pulls.


Sentret
Nickname: N/a
Level 36
Attacks:
-Scratch
-Foresight
-Defense Curl
-Quick Attack
-Fury Swipes
-Helping Hand
-Follow Me
-Slam
-Rest
-Sucker Punch
-Amnesia
Notes: The first pokemon Barney ever caught.



Shuppet
Nickname: N/A
Level 54
Attacks:
-Knock off
-Screech
-Nightshade
-Curse
-Spite
-Will-o-wisp
-Shadow Sneak
-Curse
-Faint Attack
-Hex
-Shadow Ball
-Sucker Punch
-Embargo
-Snatch
-Grudge
Notes: Caught during an early event completely by accident. Shuppet enjoys pranking people, but does not often get the chance to do so.



Ledyba
Nickname: VAL
Level 39
-Tackle
-Supersonic
-Comet Punch
-Light Screen
-Reflect
-Safe Gaurd
-Mach Punch
-Baton Pass
-Silver Wind
-Agility
-Swift
-Double Edge
Notes: The Nickname is short for Very Angry Ledyba and was caught by Barney during the Bugpocalypse. It's very ill tempered and likes to start fights.






Aipom
Nickname: Pamela
Level: 44
-Scratch
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Astonish
-Baton Pass
-Tickle
-Fury Swipes
-Swift
-Screech
-Agility
-Double Hit
-Fling
-Nasty Plot
-Last Resort
Notes: Received from Marshall Erikson after he left Johto. It unfortunately likes to slap Barney when he's least expecting it.




Treekco
Nickname: Marshall
Level: 45
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
-Screech
-Mega Drain
-Agility
-Slam
-Detect
Notes: Received during an egg event, and named after Marshall Erikson. He acts as a straight man to Ted.


TreeckoNickname: Lilly
Level: 45
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
-Screech
-Mega Drain
-Agility
-Slam
-Detect
Notes: Named after Lily Aldrin and is currently paired with Marshall the Treecko because Barney may or may not be projecting his ships.


Treecko
Nickname: Marshall Jr.
Level 20
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
Notes: Marshall and Lily Treecko's son. Because Barney couldn't separate the family and he knows how much Marshall and Lily want kids.


Eevee
Nickname: James
Level 35
-Helping Hnd
-Tackle
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Growl
-Quick Attack
-Bite
Notes: Received from Larry for Christmas. Named after Barney's brother, James Stinson.
usedsuitup: (Here we go)
2010-07-10 05:49 pm

Permissions Post

CHARACTER NAME: Barney Stinson
CHARACTER SERIES: How I Met Your Mother

[OOC]
This is the permissions list for OOC (out of character), activity.
Answer the following questions with "yes" or "no", as well as additional information if desired.

Backtagging: Always welcome
Threadhopping: Sure
Fourthwalling: Not for him, but it's likely he will
Offensive subjects (elaborate): Uh? Check with me first. Thanks

[IC]
This is the permissions list for IC (in-character), activity.
Answer the following questions with "yes" or "no", as well as additional information if desired. With IC permissions, it's a good idea to elaborate on what other players can expect from your character if they choose to do any of the following:

Hugging this character: Of course
Kissing this character: Yeah
Flirting with this character: Always. He will flirt back with females. Males, not so much.
Fighting with this character: Maybe, check with me. Barney's a lover, not a fighter.
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Minor injuries are fine, anything else check with me.
Killing this character: Please no.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Not really applicable to route. Be kinda scary what goes on in his brain though. Just saying.

Warnings:
If your character is female and of consenting age (most likely 18) and under 30, expect to be flirted with. Heck, expect Barney to attempt to charm you into sleeping with him.
Expect him to be loud and abrasive and a jerk sometimes.


Get your own copy of the IC/OOC Permissions meme!
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2010-07-10 05:41 pm
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Application for Route_29

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Timezone: Central
Current Characters in Route: Roxas

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