[Hello, Barney! There is now a man with a very neat bowler hat tapping at the screen with a finger, before realizing that yes, this strange new device is on.]

Oh, there we go! Got that working out, finally...

[He also sounds very, very British.]

So, hmmm, let's see...problems? Well, would you mind terribly if I asked you where I am? My DARSIT seems to have taken the wrong turn on the way to the planet of Anglogophilus and I hope you're not too terribly bothered to tell me what is going on.