Blog Entry 3

[usedsuitup]

[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

Comments

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[Why you gotta be so vague after being so smug about whatever "it" was.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, I, uh, slept with her.


[because when it comes to kids, Barney know he should behave and doesn't want people yelling at him for corrupting them]

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

[Blinku. Sora can be so oblivious sometimes.]

Why'd you do that?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Well, uh...you see. I needed a bed, and her's was the only free one, so she let me share it.

[innocent enough, he thinks]

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

...oh. That was nice of her!

[What is only half buying it.]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was. I really appreciated that.

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

But why are you telling everyone about it?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

It's the best thing to happen to me all week. I had to share.

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

...well. Congratulations?

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Thanks, bro.

[travelbycandy.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[One day he's going to figure out you did not mean "slept with" innocently and he will FROWN AT YOU.]