[ Laughs ]

I wish! No, they're something we have back home, that doesn't seem to exist here.

You use these boards, [ He disappears from the screen for a moment and reappears holding what looks like a strange surf board/skateboard that's, unfortunately, bent in half. ] or something like it, anyways. And you find the trapars and ride 'em.

It's a bit hard to explain, but it's definitely the best you'll ever feel, once you find the perfect wave.