oh god genius post

[identity profile] credendus.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[lol jou doesn't answer the phone obnoxiously.]

Hello...?

Top percentage of posts?

[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! So I was thinking about my Bidoof, and I've been trying to come up with some new strategies for him. I wanna keep him in the top percentage of Bidoofs, you know?

best. no exceptions.

[identity profile] credendus.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Bidoof?

I don't think I've heard of that one. Are they supposed to be strong?

:D

[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! They're one of the strongest Pokemon out there. At least, mine is.

[Jou gets a picture of Bidoof.]

Re: :D

[identity profile] credendus.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
--Oh. Um.

[He pauses. Because that is a manly Pokemon.]

It looks... Yours must be very impressive. It's almost deceptive!

... But why are you calling to tell me this?

[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Manliest Pokemon everrr. And Larry is pleased that Jou seems to get it.]

'cause everyone should know, obviously!

thank you :)

[identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! Have you heard about sentret? Well, I have a top percentage sentret!

You are so welcome!

[identity profile] credendus.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's nice, but why are you calling...

Who is this?

[identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm calling to tell you about my sentret! We're such an awesome team! No pokemon can stand up against it!

[No name given]

[identity profile] credendus.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's great. I'm glad you're so proud of it?

[identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm totally proud! He's like, the best pokemon ever!