Entry 22 [Phone calls. oh so many phone calls]

[usedsuitup]

"RING RING!

RING RING!"

Hear that, Johto? That's the sound of your phone ringing.

Pick up.




(so if it isn't obvious. Larry and Barney dressed up as youngsters. And got possessed. Joint post because they just need to tell you how their pokemon are in the top percentage)

Comments

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

It's Bidoof. And you should care, 'cause he's in the top percentage of Bidoofs!

[Totally ignoring that last question~]

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

Who are you?! Who was getting my number!? WHO WAS GIVING MY NUMBER?!

Tell me that and will consider caring about Blippyduff.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

Bidoof.

Okay okay! It's a mass call. Anyone can make one. People make 'em all the time!

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

That is good then. Now just need to learn how to turn stupid mass call OFF.

Also, your Bloopypoof? It is making Dipshit look like master fighter of monsters. That is how am feeling about little Bloopypoof and how much it is failing~

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

But my Bidoof isn't failing! He's kicking all kinds of butt!

[Yep ignoring your requests.]

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

For example...?

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

He beat a freakin' vicious Zubat today. That thing looked like a powerhouse, but Bidoof sure showed it who's boss!

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

... Am finding it hard to believe that ANY Zubat can look, let alone be, powerhouse.

Bloopypoof is still making Dipshit look good. This is BAD thing.

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

You shoulda seen this Zubat then, 'cause I'm not joking! He was pretty scary!

[So to prove this, Larry sends over a picture that he happened to take of it.]

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. You defeated an obviously starved Zubat.

I have never been so in awe before this moment.

[Sarcasm. It drips from every word. D r i p s.]

[itsthebutz.livejournal.com]

See? I told you.

[What is sarcasm?]

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

You do know I meant none of the last statement, yes? Am doubting Zubat could fight infection, let alone other monsters.