What? No. Does that look like a grub to you?

[A pause, then a frown.]

Let me state straight up: I have no fucking clue who you are. Yes, I'm back, and I'm aware I was here before, but thanks to whatever forces in charge being too busy fondling their own metaphorical bulges to do anything that makes sense, I have zero memory of the experience.

Just please, for the love of fuck, do not hit on me or try to pair me up with someone else.