foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [personal profile] usedsuitup 2011-05-24 08:07 pm (UTC)

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He's my dad.

He used to try and cover my eyes whenever Victoria's Secret commercials came on TV.

He frowns whenever waitresses ask him if he wants to see the winelist.

He still thinks a 'dildo' is a kind of extinct bird.

You do not want him at your party.


[... Okay, most of that had been extremely exaggerated but the point remained the same.]

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