Blog Entry 3

[usedsuitup]

[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

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[yattagarasu.livejournal.com]

Oh, no!! Don't tell me you took out a wall, too!

[ ... yeah. Yeeeah. ]

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[bakaitoukid]

-- which one?

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[rainbowdash.livejournal.com]

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

What? No. [pause, shaking his head and trying to understand]

What?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

The pink-haired one. Joy? Yeah, think that was her name.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Just a smug grin]

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[bakaitoukid]

[... but they're all named Joy]

Congratulations? I guess?

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[Barney doesn't know this.]

Thanks, bro.

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[bakaitoukid]

[Kaito won't burst his bubble, but he is shaking his head]

I dunno why that's something you need to brag about, though.

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[nyandroid.livejournal.com]

You mean healed your Pokemon? She does that all the time.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Why not? It's not every day you get to sleep with a video game character,

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Nah...something a bit different.

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[bakaitoukid]

Uh huh.

[justicereigns]

Nice one. [Thumbs up.]

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[nyandroid.livejournal.com]

I don't think I understand.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. Like you haven't thought of it.

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Glad someone gets it. Thanks bro!

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

[pause, 'cause he was kinda blunt about it]

I slept with her.

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[bakaitoukid]

[he's thought about how short those skirts are, but--]

I haven't.

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[nyandroid.livejournal.com]

It was nice of her to share a bed! Snuggling is great!

[justicereigns]

Oh, definitely.

If I wasn't surrounded by kids and a bird-woman that kick the hell out of my shins, I would have gone for one of the hot motorcycle cops myself, but the nurses are still definitely a good choice.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it really was. [there's that smug look again]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Hot motorcycle cops?! I can't believe I missed them. Maybe this place isn't so bad after all.

Yeah, kids have way of making things awkward.

[justicereigns]

Mm-hm. The Officer Jennys. They've got this nice green hair, short mini-skirts. You should see them on the bikes.

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[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

Seriously?