usedsuitup: (Are you sure?)
Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?


[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]


I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.


[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]


I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.


usedsuitup: (Says it all really)
[The feed clicks on, although Barney isn't really paying attention, so you can't really see much except for the sky, and maybe Barney's leg occasionally. You can also hear some humming. Sound familiar? Yeah, It's a Small World has been stuck in his head since Wednesday. He's been trying to get it unstuck, and failing, so now he's trying to reinvent the tune to fit the background music. Not going so well.

However, Barney's pretty chipper right now. He's out of bed and over his cold, and he's managed to make some money working at the Pokemon Center for the past week. He's bought himself a nice track suit, because obviously suits don't belong in the woods and he needs to save them for Goldenrod. So now he's out on Route 32 to investigate something.

While he did promise to meet Smoker in Azalea for drinks, the promise of Goldenrod has lured him, and after looking at the map, he should be able to get there quite easily from Violet. Why is everyone going around? Obviously, he has to go figure this out. So he's at the Sudowoodo crossing now]


That's it? People are going around because of a tree? Lame. Ted, take it out.

[The Totodile rises to the challenge. Barney has learned, after several water guns to the face, just how powerful his little croc can be. Ted unleashes a wave of of water, which hits the tree. Which turns around, glaring at Barney. And launches himself at him. Not at the pokemon. At Barney]


SUDOWOODO!!!!

[The pokegear flies off to the side, but is soon righted by Ted, who is now recording the ensuing battle. And for a city boy who is much more a lover than a fighter, Barney's putting up a pretty good fight. He's getting cheered on by his other pokemon, except for Robin the Pidgey, who's just ashamed, and his Shuppet, who's pretty amused by his trainer right now. Sentret and Ted are supportive though, and gibberish is appearing on the bottom of the screen as Ted attempts to blog this.

Finally Barney manages to get away, and grabs a pokeball, hoping to make another capture. No dice. The pokeball goes back to Barney, who catches it with his face and promptly faints. The Sudowoodo goes back to where it was standing in a huff. There's a stunned silence]

[Finally Barney wakes up]


What the hell was that thing? Feels like  I was hit by another bus. 
usedsuitup: ('Cause it's gonna be)
It should be noted that Barney does not actively battle his pokemon, rather treating them like pets. As a result, they have grown very slowly over the two years he has been in Johto, and none of them have evolved.

Totodile
Nickname: Ted
Level 50
Attacks:
-Scratch
-Leer
-Water Gun
-Rage
-Bite
-Scary Face
-Ice Fang
-Flail
-Crunch
-Chip Away
-Slash
-Screech
-Flash
-Aqua Tail
-Superpower
-Hydro Pump
Notes: Barney's first pokemon and named after his best friend, Ted Mosby. Ted the Totodile is consistently happy and tries to be as cool as Barney. He blogs.
 

Pidgey
Nickname: Robin
Level 36
Attacks
-Tackle
-Sand-attack
-Gust
-Quick Attack
-Whirlwind
-Twister
-Featherdance
-Agility
-Wing Attack
Notes: Named after Barney's friend, and current crush, Robin Sherbatsky. Robin is easily annoyed by all the things Barney pulls.


Sentret
Nickname: N/a
Level 36
Attacks:
-Scratch
-Foresight
-Defense Curl
-Quick Attack
-Fury Swipes
-Helping Hand
-Follow Me
-Slam
-Rest
-Sucker Punch
-Amnesia
Notes: The first pokemon Barney ever caught.



Shuppet
Nickname: N/A
Level 54
Attacks:
-Knock off
-Screech
-Nightshade
-Curse
-Spite
-Will-o-wisp
-Shadow Sneak
-Curse
-Faint Attack
-Hex
-Shadow Ball
-Sucker Punch
-Embargo
-Snatch
-Grudge
Notes: Caught during an early event completely by accident. Shuppet enjoys pranking people, but does not often get the chance to do so.



Ledyba
Nickname: VAL
Level 39
-Tackle
-Supersonic
-Comet Punch
-Light Screen
-Reflect
-Safe Gaurd
-Mach Punch
-Baton Pass
-Silver Wind
-Agility
-Swift
-Double Edge
Notes: The Nickname is short for Very Angry Ledyba and was caught by Barney during the Bugpocalypse. It's very ill tempered and likes to start fights.






Aipom
Nickname: Pamela
Level: 44
-Scratch
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Astonish
-Baton Pass
-Tickle
-Fury Swipes
-Swift
-Screech
-Agility
-Double Hit
-Fling
-Nasty Plot
-Last Resort
Notes: Received from Marshall Erikson after he left Johto. It unfortunately likes to slap Barney when he's least expecting it.




Treekco
Nickname: Marshall
Level: 45
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
-Screech
-Mega Drain
-Agility
-Slam
-Detect
Notes: Received during an egg event, and named after Marshall Erikson. He acts as a straight man to Ted.


TreeckoNickname: Lilly
Level: 45
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
-Screech
-Mega Drain
-Agility
-Slam
-Detect
Notes: Named after Lily Aldrin and is currently paired with Marshall the Treecko because Barney may or may not be projecting his ships.


Treecko
Nickname: Marshall Jr.
Level 20
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
Notes: Marshall and Lily Treecko's son. Because Barney couldn't separate the family and he knows how much Marshall and Lily want kids.


Eevee
Nickname: James
Level 35
-Helping Hnd
-Tackle
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Growl
-Quick Attack
-Bite
Notes: Received from Larry for Christmas. Named after Barney's brother, James Stinson.

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