usedsuitup: (Unimpressed)
[The feed clicks on, the image shaky as it sounds like there's some commotion going on. It's hard to make out what's going on until the gear clatters to the floor and looks up at the roof. It's Barney's office, clearly, but it looks like there's a windstorm going on. And you might be able to see red and brown and purple blurs flying around.]

Robin, stop! Stop! Ted, no, don't use that!

[And all of a sudden, there's a blast of water, that really just succeeds in making everything wet. There are still blurs flying around. And to make a long story short? A angry ledyba found it's way into the Goldenrod Radio Tower. And after causing chaos in the lobby, found it's way into Barney's office. And of course the door closed so Barney's trying to deal with it. With a pidgey using gust and a Shuppet just having fun making a mess and a totodile just trying to help and poor Barney in the middle of it all not sure what to do. Until he finally gets an idea. Which involves coming out from under his desk, jumping on top of it, and grabbing the ledyba as it goes by. He falls to the ground, and you will now be treated to a few minutes of man vs. pokemon with the man clearly losing. At least until all his pokemon hit it with an attack. Barney lies there for a bit with the knocked out pokemon before sitting up.]

What the hell got into this thing? I've never seen one this mad, and coming into a building. I mean, even when I fought that....

Oh for the love of-- the stupid thing's ruined my suit! And this was my better suit to! Now what am I supposed to wear?

[and all previous thoughts are forgotten as we must deal with this outrage]

usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
Been a while, hasn't it readers? 

As I'm sure many of you know, I've made it to Goldenrod City, which the first decent place of civilzation in this world. It's even better, now that I've got a job at the Radio Tower. Who knew they were hiring in my department! It's like life's almost back to normal for me! It's awesome!!! And they pay pretty well to.

Although they seem to be hiring a lot of people. I've had like, three janitors come by my office today to pick the trash. It's really weird.

Oh, and you can add an Officer Jenny to the count as well, if you know what I mean.

That's about all...anything you guys want me to blog about?
[Feed switches to video]

Also, does anyone have a female Treeco? [He holds up Marshall the Treeco, who waves at the camera] If you do, would you be willing to trade for a Sentret? It's kinda important.
usedsuitup: (Ted | Totodile)
[The pokegear is on the floor, and it takes a few moments to come into focus. When it does, one can probably see the bottom of a table, as well as a couch. There's some sounds off to the side, Ka-chings and the like. But the main focus of the video is on Ted the Totodile, and a Treecko sitting beside him. Ted seems to be explaining something to the new pokemon, which is what hatched from the egg that Barney got for Christmas.]

Totototodile! Dile!

Tree-tree-cko.

[The conversation seems to be about blogging and how to blog. Ted is trying to convince the Treecko to give it a shot. Treecko looks a little nervous, then gives a wave and introduces himself. Anything further gets cut off as]

Alright! Another win! Ted, Marshall, one more round and then we are eating well tonight! It's gonna be legendary!

[Barney looks like he's going back to the game, but then he notices the pokegear. He picks it up.]

Man, Goldenrod City is more awesome than I thought! They even have a casino here! It's so cool.

[Someone is gambling away his savings]

[Feel free to hit up either the pokemon or Barney]


Entry 13

Dec. 11th, 2010 12:53 pm
usedsuitup: (Here we go)
You know what? I've been here for months, and I just realized, I barely know anybody!

And that's just...wrong. I mean, there's a lot of people who use this thing and I don't expect to know everyone, but I feel like I should know more people, or at least,  be familiar with them. [specifically girls, but that won't be mentioned]

So, people of the pokegear, readers of Barney's blog, tell me about yourselves. Who are you? Where are you from? Whatever you want! Just make it awesome!

[This gets edited in a little bit later]

Figured I should have said something about myself. I'm Barney Stinson, from New York, New York, The United States of America. I've been here for about five months. I enjoy hanging out in bars, long walks on the beach and and I can play 83 musical instruments. I hold the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, as well as in laser tag and good looks.

[Blurb lovingly borrowed from the back of The Bro Code, by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn. Which is an actual book and if you ever want to know how Barney thinks, pick it up sometime.]
usedsuitup: ('Cause it's gonna be)
[So, Barney wandered out onto Route 32 to see what all the fuss was about. The crystallizing and the Unknown are really kinda weird, so, Barney's hiding out behind a tree till it's safe to go back to Violet. However, he's found a friend]

Hey Guys, look! It's a B, for Barney!

[He's pointing at an Unknown "B" who's floating near Barney. The Unknown just sorta blinks]

[ooc: replies most likely to come tomorrow]
usedsuitup: (Classy)
Right, so it takes a week to get to this Violet place huh? Well, look out Violet 'cause that's where I'm headed! And when I get there it'll be legen-wait for it-dary!

[muttered] Hopefully no one looks like me there.

[There are cheers of encouragement heard from Ted]

That being said, guess I'll see people on the road right? If you want, come say hi! I mean, it gets pretty lonely out in the woods. Hope I have enough stuff.


[hot tip: he doesn't.]

[ooc: tags will come later in the evening]
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?
usedsuitup: ('Cause it's gonna be)
It should be noted that Barney does not actively battle his pokemon, rather treating them like pets. As a result, they have grown very slowly over the two years he has been in Johto, and none of them have evolved.

Totodile
Nickname: Ted
Level 50
Attacks:
-Scratch
-Leer
-Water Gun
-Rage
-Bite
-Scary Face
-Ice Fang
-Flail
-Crunch
-Chip Away
-Slash
-Screech
-Flash
-Aqua Tail
-Superpower
-Hydro Pump
Notes: Barney's first pokemon and named after his best friend, Ted Mosby. Ted the Totodile is consistently happy and tries to be as cool as Barney. He blogs.
 

Pidgey
Nickname: Robin
Level 36
Attacks
-Tackle
-Sand-attack
-Gust
-Quick Attack
-Whirlwind
-Twister
-Featherdance
-Agility
-Wing Attack
Notes: Named after Barney's friend, and current crush, Robin Sherbatsky. Robin is easily annoyed by all the things Barney pulls.


Sentret
Nickname: N/a
Level 36
Attacks:
-Scratch
-Foresight
-Defense Curl
-Quick Attack
-Fury Swipes
-Helping Hand
-Follow Me
-Slam
-Rest
-Sucker Punch
-Amnesia
Notes: The first pokemon Barney ever caught.



Shuppet
Nickname: N/A
Level 54
Attacks:
-Knock off
-Screech
-Nightshade
-Curse
-Spite
-Will-o-wisp
-Shadow Sneak
-Curse
-Faint Attack
-Hex
-Shadow Ball
-Sucker Punch
-Embargo
-Snatch
-Grudge
Notes: Caught during an early event completely by accident. Shuppet enjoys pranking people, but does not often get the chance to do so.



Ledyba
Nickname: VAL
Level 39
-Tackle
-Supersonic
-Comet Punch
-Light Screen
-Reflect
-Safe Gaurd
-Mach Punch
-Baton Pass
-Silver Wind
-Agility
-Swift
-Double Edge
Notes: The Nickname is short for Very Angry Ledyba and was caught by Barney during the Bugpocalypse. It's very ill tempered and likes to start fights.






Aipom
Nickname: Pamela
Level: 44
-Scratch
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Astonish
-Baton Pass
-Tickle
-Fury Swipes
-Swift
-Screech
-Agility
-Double Hit
-Fling
-Nasty Plot
-Last Resort
Notes: Received from Marshall Erikson after he left Johto. It unfortunately likes to slap Barney when he's least expecting it.




Treekco
Nickname: Marshall
Level: 45
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
-Screech
-Mega Drain
-Agility
-Slam
-Detect
Notes: Received during an egg event, and named after Marshall Erikson. He acts as a straight man to Ted.


TreeckoNickname: Lilly
Level: 45
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
-Screech
-Mega Drain
-Agility
-Slam
-Detect
Notes: Named after Lily Aldrin and is currently paired with Marshall the Treecko because Barney may or may not be projecting his ships.


Treecko
Nickname: Marshall Jr.
Level 20
-Pound
-Leer
-Absorb
-Quick Attack
-Pursuit
Notes: Marshall and Lily Treecko's son. Because Barney couldn't separate the family and he knows how much Marshall and Lily want kids.


Eevee
Nickname: James
Level 35
-Helping Hnd
-Tackle
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Growl
-Quick Attack
-Bite
Notes: Received from Larry for Christmas. Named after Barney's brother, James Stinson.

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