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Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?


[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]


I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is pretty much the same size as Lily. It's freaking me out.


[He stares at his pokemon for a little while longer before adding as an after thought]


I, uh, did it with the Joy in Ecruteak, by the way. Five Joys. I should be getting badges for that.


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[Hello Johto! Today on Barney's blog you are receiving the rarest of all things, a travel entry. Yes, Barney has had an eventful last while what with crazy parties and floods and fourth walls breaking. Barney still isn't sure what to make of that weekend, since he's missing three days and all he can remember is zombies and boobs, but that is beside the point. He's on Route 39 now, and has been for about two days.]

Hey everyone! Can you see this place? This is a completely unnatural landscape. Look at it. It's flat. Completely and utterly flat. There is nothing here.

[He waves the camera around to reveal the boring flat farmland. And more than a few Murkrows. Maybe an odd Houndour if they're around.]

This has got to be the most boring thing ever, and it's all I've been seeing for like two days! That's not right! This place sucks. I never would have left Goldenrod if I'd have known that this is what I would have had to deal with. I'm going nuts out here since there is absolutely nothing interesting here! Just farms and music and a whole lot of nothing. The music isn't helping by the way. Really, it's not. God this sucks.

[There's a sigh as Barney stops ranting for a bit and walks for a bit, the screen simply showing the road. He then stops and appears on the screen again.]

So, anyone know how long it takes to get back to Goldenrod from Oli-whatever? 

[More walking and then another brief stop]

Oh yeah, I scored with the Olivine Joy, so that's four Joys now, what up?

[He goes back to walking for a bit. Think he's done? Not quite.]

Have there always been this many birds around? 
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
Been a while, hasn't it readers? 

As I'm sure many of you know, I've made it to Goldenrod City, which the first decent place of civilzation in this world. It's even better, now that I've got a job at the Radio Tower. Who knew they were hiring in my department! It's like life's almost back to normal for me! It's awesome!!! And they pay pretty well to.

Although they seem to be hiring a lot of people. I've had like, three janitors come by my office today to pick the trash. It's really weird.

Oh, and you can add an Officer Jenny to the count as well, if you know what I mean.

That's about all...anything you guys want me to blog about?
[Feed switches to video]

Also, does anyone have a female Treeco? [He holds up Marshall the Treeco, who waves at the camera] If you do, would you be willing to trade for a Sentret? It's kinda important.
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
Well Readers, another year come and gone. Hard to believe we've reached 2009 already. [yes, it is 2009 for him]

Of course I didn't expect spending half of it stuck in a video game from the 90's. I'd like to say that stranger things have happened, but that really isn't the case. Looking back, I figure this may be some sort of punishment for me, but I think I deserve some forgiveness now. I already got hit by a bus.

Still, this world isn't bad. I mean, I finally made it to Goldenrod City, which is actual civilization. Streets, cars, skyscrapers, a bar, a casino. This place is awesome. And the girls here aren't that bad. Speaking of which, Junpei, 45, plus I scored with the Nurse Joy here, so 46.

I always like to have a resolution or two for the New Year. This year, I think I'll resolve to meet more of you lovely ladies on the network. And be awesome. Oh wait. I already am.
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
[See Barney. He's hanging around the pokemon center like usual. Not a whole lot to do today, just helping out, hoping to get of Violet soon since the Nurse Joy's been making obvious girlfriend-y like advances and that's not a good thing. Idly he checks the pokegear, and almost drops it in surprise]

Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! It's Thanksgiving? Already? No, I can't believe I'm missing one of my favorite holidays right now, with the parade and the meal and everything. This is so not awesome. I mean, I don't think they even have Thanksgiving in this place, much less a decent Turkey. This sucks.

[He sulks for a bit, ruminating about Thanksgivings gone by. You might see his hand go up to rub his cheek, phantom pain perhaps? That's right, last Thanksgiving wasn't that great either, now that he thinks about it. Marshall's not here. He's not gonna get slapped. Maybe this won't be so bad after all]


Actually, forget that last part, this Thanksgiving's gonna be a good one. I'm actually thankful that my friends aren't here right now. Looks like Slapsgiving's not happening this year and it's Legen - wait for it - dary!

So, what are you guys thankful for? 

Oh, and Donald, are you still selling those autographs? I want one.

[ooc: so a bit earlier than expected but whatever. What I said still stands, tags will probably be gotten to by the 26th at the latest, but I might tag sparingly tomorrow given how well my other assignments are going. Still on hiatus for the most part, sorry.]
usedsuitup: (Classy)
[ooc: again, slight nsfw]

Been a while, hasn't it readers?

Well, that's because I've been busy. A week in the woods followed by a week in the city. God I hate camping. Getting here was awful, let me tell you. Stupid owls and spiders and god knows what else. I did catch one of those racoon-thingys though. Not to sure what to call it. Any suggestions, readers?

The city's nice. I like this Violet place. Not quite New York but at least it's civilization. Which is slightly more awesome than those last too places. And the nurses here are as nice as the ones in Cherrygrove, if you know what I mean.

Getting a bit sick of the sake now though. Really craving a beer. Or a scotch and soda.

Anyone remember what the point of those old video games were? I never actually played them, I just know they were a fad.

[ooc: he's somewhere in Violet if you want action]
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]


So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?

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