usedsuitup: (Here we go)
[Barney appears on the screen, looking rather chipper and like a cat that just ate the canary, but that's normal for the Barnacle.]

You know, Johto, I've been doing some thinking. And it has been way way to quiet around here. I mean, it's nice that I have a decent city to live in with a decent job, even though it isn't New York or my job, but I'm getting too stuck in a rut, and that's boring.

So, here's the plan. Saturday night? There's gonna be a party. I found this awesome club just off the main street and the I convinced the owner to let me rent it for half price! And this place has got everything so it'll be great. Although, you might want to be over 18 if you're gonna attend, since there's going to be alcohol and stuff strippers, and I don't know what constitutes legal here, so we'll just stick with that.

Make sure you come, 'cause it's gonna be legendary!

[Private Text to Larry Butz]

Dude, if you are in Goldenrod get to the Radio Tower right now. I will need your help for this party.

[/End Private]

[ooc: strikes not said but implied. tags to come tomorrow morning]
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
Been a while, hasn't it readers? 

As I'm sure many of you know, I've made it to Goldenrod City, which the first decent place of civilzation in this world. It's even better, now that I've got a job at the Radio Tower. Who knew they were hiring in my department! It's like life's almost back to normal for me! It's awesome!!! And they pay pretty well to.

Although they seem to be hiring a lot of people. I've had like, three janitors come by my office today to pick the trash. It's really weird.

Oh, and you can add an Officer Jenny to the count as well, if you know what I mean.

That's about all...anything you guys want me to blog about?
[Feed switches to video]

Also, does anyone have a female Treeco? [He holds up Marshall the Treeco, who waves at the camera] If you do, would you be willing to trade for a Sentret? It's kinda important.
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
Well Readers, another year come and gone. Hard to believe we've reached 2009 already. [yes, it is 2009 for him]

Of course I didn't expect spending half of it stuck in a video game from the 90's. I'd like to say that stranger things have happened, but that really isn't the case. Looking back, I figure this may be some sort of punishment for me, but I think I deserve some forgiveness now. I already got hit by a bus.

Still, this world isn't bad. I mean, I finally made it to Goldenrod City, which is actual civilization. Streets, cars, skyscrapers, a bar, a casino. This place is awesome. And the girls here aren't that bad. Speaking of which, Junpei, 45, plus I scored with the Nurse Joy here, so 46.

I always like to have a resolution or two for the New Year. This year, I think I'll resolve to meet more of you lovely ladies on the network. And be awesome. Oh wait. I already am.

Entry 13

Dec. 11th, 2010 12:53 pm
usedsuitup: (Here we go)
You know what? I've been here for months, and I just realized, I barely know anybody!

And that's just...wrong. I mean, there's a lot of people who use this thing and I don't expect to know everyone, but I feel like I should know more people, or at least,  be familiar with them. [specifically girls, but that won't be mentioned]

So, people of the pokegear, readers of Barney's blog, tell me about yourselves. Who are you? Where are you from? Whatever you want! Just make it awesome!

[This gets edited in a little bit later]

Figured I should have said something about myself. I'm Barney Stinson, from New York, New York, The United States of America. I've been here for about five months. I enjoy hanging out in bars, long walks on the beach and and I can play 83 musical instruments. I hold the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, as well as in laser tag and good looks.

[Blurb lovingly borrowed from the back of The Bro Code, by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn. Which is an actual book and if you ever want to know how Barney thinks, pick it up sometime.]

Entry 11

Oct. 22nd, 2010 09:38 pm
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Pretty sure I've seen that same cloud for a while now, like a couple of days. The one that looks like the Empire State Building.

Everything's really still to. I mean, I'm usually the first to complain, but I honestly miss New York's weather right now. At least that wasn't still.

This is starting to freak me out.
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
Guys, Guys, GUYS! There's this awesome cafe in Violet that you should call come visit. It's awesome. There's girls and they're dressed up as pokemon and it's really cute. And the food's good to.  Seriously, you should all be here!!! Cute girls and good food, what more could you ask for?


Seriously though I need bros here. I can't be a wingman without bros!

On a more serious note, I've been thinking about this trainer deal. Think it's worth it? Training pokemon, collecting badges, stuff like that? I've been thinking about it for a while.

Also, where'd all those letter pokemon go? 

[ooc: tags'll be slow. sorry]
usedsuitup: (Classy)
[ooc: again, slight nsfw]

Been a while, hasn't it readers?

Well, that's because I've been busy. A week in the woods followed by a week in the city. God I hate camping. Getting here was awful, let me tell you. Stupid owls and spiders and god knows what else. I did catch one of those racoon-thingys though. Not to sure what to call it. Any suggestions, readers?

The city's nice. I like this Violet place. Not quite New York but at least it's civilization. Which is slightly more awesome than those last too places. And the nurses here are as nice as the ones in Cherrygrove, if you know what I mean.

Getting a bit sick of the sake now though. Really craving a beer. Or a scotch and soda.

Anyone remember what the point of those old video games were? I never actually played them, I just know they were a fad.

[ooc: he's somewhere in Violet if you want action]
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]

So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?
usedsuitup: (Broda)
Hey, with this text function, I can use this thing like a blog. Awesome! Barney's Blog is back in action, and portable to, and you all better read it! I provide useful information on this thing. Well, once I start figuring this place out.

For now, I'm stuck travelling to Cherrygrove City. At least it's an actual city and not some backwater town. And I found a suit! Even better. Things are finally looking up for the Barnacle. I also was able to catch one of those bird-pokemon. Pidgey? Sounds right. Marshall would know. Named it Robin. [He's proud of that, and thinks it's kind of funny.]

Questions for those of you who've been here for a while? How often do pokemon attack? I'm not gonna have to fight them all the way there am I? I don't want to have to do that along with the elements? Also, what the women like here? I need to know what I'm getting myself into.

The Barnacle

[ooc: tags to be slightly slow/mostly likely responded to in the evening. Apologies for the delay]


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