usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
[See Barney. He's hanging around the pokemon center like usual. Not a whole lot to do today, just helping out, hoping to get of Violet soon since the Nurse Joy's been making obvious girlfriend-y like advances and that's not a good thing. Idly he checks the pokegear, and almost drops it in surprise]

Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! It's Thanksgiving? Already? No, I can't believe I'm missing one of my favorite holidays right now, with the parade and the meal and everything. This is so not awesome. I mean, I don't think they even have Thanksgiving in this place, much less a decent Turkey. This sucks.

[He sulks for a bit, ruminating about Thanksgivings gone by. You might see his hand go up to rub his cheek, phantom pain perhaps? That's right, last Thanksgiving wasn't that great either, now that he thinks about it. Marshall's not here. He's not gonna get slapped. Maybe this won't be so bad after all]

Actually, forget that last part, this Thanksgiving's gonna be a good one. I'm actually thankful that my friends aren't here right now. Looks like Slapsgiving's not happening this year and it's Legen - wait for it - dary!

So, what are you guys thankful for? 

Oh, and Donald, are you still selling those autographs? I want one.

[ooc: so a bit earlier than expected but whatever. What I said still stands, tags will probably be gotten to by the 26th at the latest, but I might tag sparingly tomorrow given how well my other assignments are going. Still on hiatus for the most part, sorry.]

Entry 11

Oct. 22nd, 2010 09:38 pm
usedsuitup: (right)
Pretty sure I've seen that same cloud for a while now, like a couple of days. The one that looks like the Empire State Building.

Everything's really still to. I mean, I'm usually the first to complain, but I honestly miss New York's weather right now. At least that wasn't still.

This is starting to freak me out.
usedsuitup: (Says it all really)
[The feed clicks on, although Barney isn't really paying attention, so you can't really see much except for the sky, and maybe Barney's leg occasionally. You can also hear some humming. Sound familiar? Yeah, It's a Small World has been stuck in his head since Wednesday. He's been trying to get it unstuck, and failing, so now he's trying to reinvent the tune to fit the background music. Not going so well.

However, Barney's pretty chipper right now. He's out of bed and over his cold, and he's managed to make some money working at the Pokemon Center for the past week. He's bought himself a nice track suit, because obviously suits don't belong in the woods and he needs to save them for Goldenrod. So now he's out on Route 32 to investigate something.

While he did promise to meet Smoker in Azalea for drinks, the promise of Goldenrod has lured him, and after looking at the map, he should be able to get there quite easily from Violet. Why is everyone going around? Obviously, he has to go figure this out. So he's at the Sudowoodo crossing now]

That's it? People are going around because of a tree? Lame. Ted, take it out.

[The Totodile rises to the challenge. Barney has learned, after several water guns to the face, just how powerful his little croc can be. Ted unleashes a wave of of water, which hits the tree. Which turns around, glaring at Barney. And launches himself at him. Not at the pokemon. At Barney]


[The pokegear flies off to the side, but is soon righted by Ted, who is now recording the ensuing battle. And for a city boy who is much more a lover than a fighter, Barney's putting up a pretty good fight. He's getting cheered on by his other pokemon, except for Robin the Pidgey, who's just ashamed, and his Shuppet, who's pretty amused by his trainer right now. Sentret and Ted are supportive though, and gibberish is appearing on the bottom of the screen as Ted attempts to blog this.

Finally Barney manages to get away, and grabs a pokeball, hoping to make another capture. No dice. The pokeball goes back to Barney, who catches it with his face and promptly faints. The Sudowoodo goes back to where it was standing in a huff. There's a stunned silence]

[Finally Barney wakes up]

What the hell was that thing? Feels like  I was hit by another bus. 
usedsuitup: (Unimpressed)

[So, you probably didn't see much of  Barney the week. That was due to the fact that he to was hit by the event as well, and hasn't been doing very well since, not necessarily psychologically, but physically. Hallucinations did happen, and he was visited by a very haunting melody from his past that shall not be talked about, and basically, Ted and Robin getting back together, and then them and Marshall and Lily leaving him alone forever. He was in a stupor and so Ted the Totodile figured that the best way to wake Barney up was multiple water guns to the face. On a cold foggy night. Although he won't admit it, Barney is sick. One of those nasty colds that won't go away.

However, he was found by the authorities and taken to the pokecenter in Violet where he is being well cared for by a Nurse Joy. The Video shows him lying in his bed at the pokemon center, looking rather pathetic, since he is trying to milk this for all it's worth. Even though he won't admit to that. When he speaks, he even sounds sick. Seriously, read this imagining the most pathetic stuffed up sounding voice you can imagine.]

Just to let everyone know, I'm alright. I got caught in that fog last week, and well, stuff happened. *sniff* I'm not sick though.

When I get sick, I stop being sick and be awesome instead. *sniff* True story. *coughing fit* *sniiiiiiffff*

Oh god, this sucks.

[He pauses and then holds up a pokeball]

I think I might have caught a pokemon but I'm not sure which one.  Anyone want to take bets on what's in here?

*cough cough sniff groan cough sniff*
usedsuitup: (Ted | Totodile)
[The audio of the pokegear is on, so you can probably hear the sounds of  Ted the Totodile puttering around. It kinda sounds like he's singing a song, or talking to himself.]

Toto--dile, toto--dile, totototo----dile! Dile, dile, Totodile!

[He's noticed the pokegear now, and the talking is a bit louder as Ted gets an idea. He's seen Barney use this things a bunch of times. Shouldn't be too hard to try it himself right?]


Toto, toto, dile. Totodile, di, di, totodile.

[Totally trying to write out what he's saying, although...]


asfgjaji kareykfdan oisfhguia ery;aed;p sfdgnkla tyujoishd fglks. ajen sfjdh oitloaik fdop adfhka ryuy aert asdi ohg opfdpa!

[After some time, Barney's voice can be heard]

Hey, Ted, what are you doing?


 [There's a long pause as he looks at the pokegear, trying to figure out exactly what Ted was doing. And then suddenly, it clicks!]

Ted, were you trying to write a blog? 


Ted, buddy! You are so awesome. Hey, everyone! Ted's trying to start a blog!

[ooc: Feel free to come in at any point in the entry, ie: before or after Barney's discovery. Although before will mostly be keysmash from Ted. Feel free to talk to Ted or Barney as well, as Ted's blog is meant for pokemon. Tags will mostly come in the morning]

usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
Guys, Guys, GUYS! There's this awesome cafe in Violet that you should call come visit. It's awesome. There's girls and they're dressed up as pokemon and it's really cute. And the food's good to.  Seriously, you should all be here!!! Cute girls and good food, what more could you ask for?


Seriously though I need bros here. I can't be a wingman without bros!

On a more serious note, I've been thinking about this trainer deal. Think it's worth it? Training pokemon, collecting badges, stuff like that? I've been thinking about it for a while.

Also, where'd all those letter pokemon go? 

[ooc: tags'll be slow. sorry]
usedsuitup: ('Cause it's gonna be)
[So, Barney wandered out onto Route 32 to see what all the fuss was about. The crystallizing and the Unknown are really kinda weird, so, Barney's hiding out behind a tree till it's safe to go back to Violet. However, he's found a friend]

Hey Guys, look! It's a B, for Barney!

[He's pointing at an Unknown "B" who's floating near Barney. The Unknown just sorta blinks]

[ooc: replies most likely to come tomorrow]
usedsuitup: (Classy)
[ooc: again, slight nsfw]

Been a while, hasn't it readers?

Well, that's because I've been busy. A week in the woods followed by a week in the city. God I hate camping. Getting here was awful, let me tell you. Stupid owls and spiders and god knows what else. I did catch one of those racoon-thingys though. Not to sure what to call it. Any suggestions, readers?

The city's nice. I like this Violet place. Not quite New York but at least it's civilization. Which is slightly more awesome than those last too places. And the nurses here are as nice as the ones in Cherrygrove, if you know what I mean.

Getting a bit sick of the sake now though. Really craving a beer. Or a scotch and soda.

Anyone remember what the point of those old video games were? I never actually played them, I just know they were a fad.

[ooc: he's somewhere in Violet if you want action]
usedsuitup: (Classy)
Right, so it takes a week to get to this Violet place huh? Well, look out Violet 'cause that's where I'm headed! And when I get there it'll be legen-wait for it-dary!

[muttered] Hopefully no one looks like me there.

[There are cheers of encouragement heard from Ted]

That being said, guess I'll see people on the road right? If you want, come say hi! I mean, it gets pretty lonely out in the woods. Hope I have enough stuff.

[hot tip: he doesn't.]

[ooc: tags will come later in the evening]
usedsuitup: (Yeah. I know. I'm awesome)
[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]

So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?
usedsuitup: (Broda)
Hey, with this text function, I can use this thing like a blog. Awesome! Barney's Blog is back in action, and portable to, and you all better read it! I provide useful information on this thing. Well, once I start figuring this place out.

For now, I'm stuck travelling to Cherrygrove City. At least it's an actual city and not some backwater town. And I found a suit! Even better. Things are finally looking up for the Barnacle. I also was able to catch one of those bird-pokemon. Pidgey? Sounds right. Marshall would know. Named it Robin. [He's proud of that, and thinks it's kind of funny.]

Questions for those of you who've been here for a while? How often do pokemon attack? I'm not gonna have to fight them all the way there am I? I don't want to have to do that along with the elements? Also, what the women like here? I need to know what I'm getting myself into.

The Barnacle

[ooc: tags to be slightly slow/mostly likely responded to in the evening. Apologies for the delay]
usedsuitup: ('Cause it's gonna be)
It should be noted that Barney does not actively battle his pokemon, rather treating them like pets. As a result, they have grown very slowly over the two years he has been in Johto, and none of them have evolved.

Nickname: Ted
Level 50
-Water Gun
-Scary Face
-Ice Fang
-Chip Away
-Aqua Tail
-Hydro Pump
Notes: Barney's first pokemon and named after his best friend, Ted Mosby. Ted the Totodile is consistently happy and tries to be as cool as Barney. He blogs.

Nickname: Robin
Level 36
-Quick Attack
-Wing Attack
Notes: Named after Barney's friend, and current crush, Robin Sherbatsky. Robin is easily annoyed by all the things Barney pulls.

Nickname: N/a
Level 36
-Defense Curl
-Quick Attack
-Fury Swipes
-Helping Hand
-Follow Me
-Sucker Punch
Notes: The first pokemon Barney ever caught.

Nickname: N/A
Level 54
-Knock off
-Shadow Sneak
-Faint Attack
-Shadow Ball
-Sucker Punch
Notes: Caught during an early event completely by accident. Shuppet enjoys pranking people, but does not often get the chance to do so.

Nickname: VAL
Level 39
-Comet Punch
-Light Screen
-Safe Gaurd
-Mach Punch
-Baton Pass
-Silver Wind
-Double Edge
Notes: The Nickname is short for Very Angry Ledyba and was caught by Barney during the Bugpocalypse. It's very ill tempered and likes to start fights.

Nickname: Pamela
Level: 44
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Baton Pass
-Fury Swipes
-Double Hit
-Nasty Plot
-Last Resort
Notes: Received from Marshall Erikson after he left Johto. It unfortunately likes to slap Barney when he's least expecting it.

Nickname: Marshall
Level: 45
-Quick Attack
-Mega Drain
Notes: Received during an egg event, and named after Marshall Erikson. He acts as a straight man to Ted.

TreeckoNickname: Lilly
Level: 45
-Quick Attack
-Mega Drain
Notes: Named after Lily Aldrin and is currently paired with Marshall the Treecko because Barney may or may not be projecting his ships.

Nickname: Marshall Jr.
Level 20
-Quick Attack
Notes: Marshall and Lily Treecko's son. Because Barney couldn't separate the family and he knows how much Marshall and Lily want kids.

Nickname: James
Level 35
-Helping Hnd
-Tail Whip
-Sand Attack
-Quick Attack
Notes: Received from Larry for Christmas. Named after Barney's brother, James Stinson.
usedsuitup: (Here we go)
[Barney has just arrived in New Bark Town after leaving the hospital in New York. (ie; walking through the doors brought him here). He has received his trainer orientation, but is still confused. He's tried to use the pokegear to call home, but it's not working, and he accidentally left it on]

Okay….this is not what I was expecting when I got out of the hospital. I expected the streets of New York! Not some dumpy backwards town in the middle of nowhere. How’d I even get here? The hospital was still in the city.

It doesn’t even look like there’s even a bar here. A town without a bar! This sucks. It sucks beyond suck. I don’t even have a suit, that’s how much it sucks. Marshall, this better not be a dumb joke or something! Same to you, Ted!

[there’s a pause, as he notices his Totodile gazing up at him]

What do you want, bro? [another pause] Oh, heh, this thing's on.
usedsuitup: (Here we go)
CHARACTER NAME: Barney Stinson

This is the permissions list for OOC (out of character), activity.
Answer the following questions with "yes" or "no", as well as additional information if desired.

Backtagging: Always welcome
Threadhopping: Sure
Fourthwalling: Not for him, but it's likely he will
Offensive subjects (elaborate): Uh? Check with me first. Thanks

This is the permissions list for IC (in-character), activity.
Answer the following questions with "yes" or "no", as well as additional information if desired. With IC permissions, it's a good idea to elaborate on what other players can expect from your character if they choose to do any of the following:

Hugging this character: Of course
Kissing this character: Yeah
Flirting with this character: Always. He will flirt back with females. Males, not so much.
Fighting with this character: Maybe, check with me. Barney's a lover, not a fighter.
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Minor injuries are fine, anything else check with me.
Killing this character: Please no.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Not really applicable to route. Be kinda scary what goes on in his brain though. Just saying.

If your character is female and of consenting age (most likely 18) and under 30, expect to be flirted with. Heck, expect Barney to attempt to charm you into sleeping with him.
Expect him to be loud and abrasive and a jerk sometimes.

Get your own copy of the IC/OOC Permissions meme!

CR Post

Jul. 10th, 2010 05:44 pm
usedsuitup: (Freeze Frame High Five!)
heatherusedrage Heather Mason ||
Barney and Heather haven't exactly gotten along ever since they met. Still, Barney does not mind snarking with her and enjoys baiting her. There is the sense that they could have been friends had they gotten off on the right foot. But they didn't.

bakaitoukid Kaitou Kid ||
Fancy meeting another magician here. Barney pretty much considers Kaitou a bro at this point, despite only talking over the pokegear. Barney plans to get to Goldenrod as soon as he can so they can hang out.

smokinghunter Smoker ||
Smoker's another person Barney really likes. The guy gets what Barney's usually talking about. And Barney is always happy to discuss women in police uniforms or nurse outfits. Smoker doesn't shy away from those topics, for Barney is grateful. Sheesh, so many prudes in this place.

usedthrash Donald Duck || X
It's Donald Duck. Barney still can't believe that a character he grew up watching on TV is here in pokemonland. (The same goes for Minnie), but Donald, Mickey, and Goofy were practically inspirations from him. He likes talking to the guy. And totally wants his autograph.

itsthebutz Larry Butz ||
Barney knows a true bro when he sees one and he sees one in Larry. Larry shares Barney's enjoyment of women and will probably go through the same lengths to get one. Plus Larry's going to help him with pokemon training.

usedsubstitute Iris ||
Barney met her while travelling with Larry. He thinks that she's a sweet girl and would like to get to know her more, in many ways. Still, he knows that Larry likes her and wants to avoid another situation like what happened with Ted. He tries to be helpful in teaching her things about the outside world.

threshecutioner Karkat Vantus ||
This guy is a jerk. Barney does not like him. Stop pointing out his faults Karkat he lives his life the way he wants to you would not get it. Also you have a weird way of talking. Make sense for once.

dontshootthe Junpei Iori ||
A youth that Barney had met and decided to take under his wing. Junpei is Barney's wingman-in-training and already he shows promise. He really does like the guy though, and thinks he'll go far.

badhorsefan Billy/Dr. Horrible ||
A guy who looks like Barney. Barney is a little disappointed in him since he seems kind of lame. But there is potential, which he's seen from talking to him. Billy's a work in progress.

*=Reapped by same mun.

Updated 27/02/11


Jul. 10th, 2010 05:43 pm
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Clearly you want to plot with an awesome guy like Barney, so go ahead and let me know here.

However, if you don't think he's being played Awesome enough, you can also let me know how to improve.

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