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Well Readers, another year come and gone. Hard to believe we've reached 2009 already. [yes, it is 2009 for him]

Of course I didn't expect spending half of it stuck in a video game from the 90's. I'd like to say that stranger things have happened, but that really isn't the case. Looking back, I figure this may be some sort of punishment for me, but I think I deserve some forgiveness now. I already got hit by a bus.

Still, this world isn't bad. I mean, I finally made it to Goldenrod City, which is actual civilization. Streets, cars, skyscrapers, a bar, a casino. This place is awesome. And the girls here aren't that bad. Speaking of which, Junpei, 45, plus I scored with the Nurse Joy here, so 46.

I always like to have a resolution or two for the New Year. This year, I think I'll resolve to meet more of you lovely ladies on the network. And be awesome. Oh wait. I already am.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumancreation.livejournal.com
Is 2009 the local year? Were I in my own world, it would have been 2016 with the new year.

I do not understand the point of your resolution, or your scoring system.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
2016? Seriously? I knew there were people from the past, but not the future. Where are you from?

The scoring system was part of a bet. As for the resolution, it's a New Years tradition! You choose something to either stop doing to get better at and work at it throughout the year.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumancreation.livejournal.com
The past and future are relative to one's own sense of time. I am from Tokyo-3.

A strange bet. Let me rephrase my question: why would you make a resolution to meet more women?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Wasn't aware there was a one or a two.

Well, I haven't met a whole lot since coming here. And since meeting women's kinda what I do...

[text]

Date: 2011-01-03 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumancreation.livejournal.com
Perhaps not in your world.

It seems a strange purpose. However, speaking to me may help to fulfill it, as I am female.


[...And not the kind of woman he means, but she doesn't quite get his implications. Oh, to be as socially awkward as Rei.]

[text]

Date: 2011-01-03 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
That would mean more than one Earth.

That so? In that case, what's your name? I'm Barney.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-03 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumancreation.livejournal.com
Correct. That much is presumable from the difference in years, unless your world also experienced Second Impact.

My name is Rei Ayanami.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-04 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Can't say we did, unless it was me, what up?

Nice to meet you Rei.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-04 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumancreation.livejournal.com
I do not understand your meaning.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-04 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Well, you see [pause, he's trying to explain it but something tells him it won't work] Actually, never mind.

So, have you been here long, Rei?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-04 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumancreation.livejournal.com
[Pretty much.]

About three weeks.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-05 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Oh, so pretty recently then. How are you liking it?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-05 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumancreation.livejournal.com
I think

I may prefer it to my own world.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
2009? Are you sure you're not mistaken?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Pretty sure. It was 2008 when I left New York and ended up here.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
2008? Does one person rule the world yet?

Re: [text]

Date: 2011-01-02 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Nope, though my company's making a bid for it.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-03 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
Which company is that? Is it Extensive Enterprises?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-03 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[if smugness can be present through a text, it is here]

Goliath National Bank, actually.

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-03 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
[Since he can't convey his shock and outrage through text, the voice function is turned on.]

We must be from different worlds! There's no other possible explanation as to why I don't control the world by the year 2009!

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-03 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Maybe so. [He doesn't quite get the multiple worlds thing] Who are you, anyway?

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-04 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
I am Cobra Commander! Feel free to swear your allegiance and loyalty now while you still can!

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-04 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[Long pause. He gets the feeling that laughing at this guy isn't a good idea so he's trying to hold it in. Barney Stinson swears allegiance to no one]

What'll happen if I don't? Just checking out all my options here.

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-05 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
If you don't, you will regret it!

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-05 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[Still trying not to laugh]

And if I do?

[voice]

Date: 2011-01-06 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com
I won't destroy you unless you give me reason to do so!

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com
Dude. It's 2020 for me!

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
...Seriously? What's the future like? Are there flying cars?

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com
Man, I wish.

It's really not too different than it was back then.

[text]

Date: 2011-01-02 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Lame. You'd think by 2020 they'd have at least gotten to flying cars.

Date: 2011-01-02 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedthrash.livejournal.com
2009?! I'm from 1950!

Date: 2011-01-02 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Really? All the way back then?

Date: 2011-01-03 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedthrash.livejournal.com
Y... Yeah. Well, 1951 now, I guess...

Date: 2011-01-03 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Guess there's some weird time thing going on. Like a science fiction movie or something.

Thanks for the autograph by the way.

Date: 2011-01-03 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedthrash.livejournal.com
Aww, it was nothing compared to what I got from you.

Date: 2011-01-04 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Heh, glad you liked it.

Date: 2011-01-05 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
Maybe they'll show up one day.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedthrash.livejournal.com
Do you think they'd all show up together?

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-02 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] used-slackoff.livejournal.com
[Have a snort at the bus comment. Really, that's it?]

Goldenrod, eh? I'll be there soon, myself.

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-02 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[Well, there's some other stuff about almost ruining his relationship with his best friend and finding out he has a crush on said best friend's ex-girlfriend and sleeping with her but we're not talking about that. Instead, have a self-assured grin]

It's a nice place. You new here?

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-03 04:24 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: smug as shit (Who me-- worry?)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[THAT'S OKAY, IT'S 2009 FOR HEATHER TOO.]

[And she is currently tuning in to see what Barney thought of his GORGEOUS new suit.]


Was my gift satisfactory?

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-03 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[pause, collecting his thoughts]

Yes and no. While the make is good, and I do commend you for that, I believe you need to re-learn the definition of the word suit.

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-03 10:30 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: (EEEEEEEE)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[You see that grin spreading across her face? That is a troll grin.]

It is a suit.

You weren't very specific when you asked, so I figured...

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-04 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
[This is something he takes very seriously]
Yes, it is a suit, but it's not the kind of suit I mean when I say suit.

[pointing at his current garb

This is a suit. And when I say suit, this is what I mean.

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-04 01:56 am (UTC)
foolishwren: smug as shit (Who me-- worry?)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
Well, you shoulda specified.

[Video] Suit's starting to look weird now.

Date: 2011-01-04 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
I did. I said Suit.

Suit on it's own means Suit. Not clown suit, or scuba suit, or sweat suit, or snow suit, just suit.

[Video] ... OH GOD yes it is.

Date: 2011-01-04 03:26 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: smug as shit (Who me-- worry?)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
That's news to me!

Say 'fancy suit' next time or something.

[Video]

Date: 2011-01-05 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuitup.livejournal.com
I'll just say suit. A fancy suit indicates a tuxedo. You don't wear tuxedos on a regular basis. Suits are suits.

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